Charbo

Howdy, welcome.

Howdy, glad you're here.

We're one-demensional here...none of that multi-demensional stuff for us

Welcome, glad to have you.

I hope you enjoy yourself here. :welcome:

Howdy. I hope we can learn from each other.

OK, fine. Happy Easter!

Hey! I just copied it from an email. I figure though, if a story can have a talking panda carrying a gun, the panda can also be a marsupial. :frog

I haven't been on for a while, but I wanted to wish everyone a blessed and joyous Resurrection Sunday tomorrow. May God be glorified in your church services and lost people saved.

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know. Why don't you play your age?" Then he walked away.

Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she alright?"

The roulette wheel operator replied, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up, she just fainted!"

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."

A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."

Hi Molly!

Howdy

Hi Linda, I also live in Wichita. Welcome :welcome:

Howdy, nice to have you. :welcome:

Howdy Tim, glad to have you.

Howdy, glad to have you. :welcome:

Howdy, hope you enjoy it here. :welcome:

:welcome:

Glad to have you.

Howdy. I've been away for some weeks myself. Glad to know you.

Howdy, glad to have you.

:welcome:

Howdy and welcome. :welcome:

I know a few words from having been stationed in Germany while I was in the military. Not enough to have a conversation nor would I know how they are spelled without consulting a dictionary.

Congrats. Praying for your wife's recovery and Lilly's growth.

When my granddaughter was born last month, my son-in-law stated he was now praying for the Lord's return before she reached her teens. Even so, come Lord Jesus.

I don't know what the link is, but when I clicked it my filter blocked it citing pornography as the reason.