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    bibletotingunslinger got a reaction from anime4christ in Windows security   
    Are there any other LINUX users here?

    We don't need no stinking virus software,,,,,,,





    Then again, I am just cheap, I use an old computer with a FREE operating system, and I get my wifes hand me down hardware.
    I get her old monitors and junk.

    My Nephew is a computer engineer,,,that heps.
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    bibletotingunslinger got a reaction from 2Tim215 in Mama's Bible   
    MAMA'S BIBLE

    Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
    and lawyers.

    One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They
    discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved
    to Florida .

    The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

    The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."

    The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

    The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know
    she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
    preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took
    ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
    $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it.
    Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

    The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out
    her "Thank You" notes.

    She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one
    room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

    "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries
    delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

    "Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can
    hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing,
    and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
    same."

    "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give
    a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much."

    Love, Mama
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    bibletotingunslinger reacted to Colin Stolzer in ~Collecting~   
    Firearms, lots and lots of firearms.
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    bibletotingunslinger reacted to ThePilgrim in Is there any truth in this?   
    Are we supposed to just surrender or are we to attempt to hold the fort?

    God bless,
    Larry

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzeOZrWpqus&feature=related
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    bibletotingunslinger reacted to 1John2:15-17 in Scary times indeed!   
    Just another step toward the Rapture. May The Lord come quickly!
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    bibletotingunslinger reacted to Invicta in Sweet Potatoes   
    I have bought some sweet potatoes and in the past have never managed to cook the sucessfully,

    Any suggestions for cooking them please?

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