In honor of all fathers, here are some dad jokes. If you have one reply here.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I used to hate facial hair... But then it grew on me!