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Ahahaha, when Kayla asked me if I knew what Ford stood for, I was trying to come up with something funny to insult Ford that I could throw back in her face...Those are perfect! Found On Road Dead! :lol:

I'm not big on any cars...Just trying to stir up trouble. :)

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Ahahaha, when Kayla asked me if I knew what Ford stood for, I was trying to come up with something funny to insult Ford that I could throw back in her face...Those are perfect! Found On Road Dead! :lol:

I'm not big on any cars...Just trying to stir up trouble. :)
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Don't the Bible say "mark" them that sow discord among the brethren??
I think we need a churchin here!! :lol:
C'mon you other Ford'ers,I need some help!!


Well, at least it's not
Gota
Machanic
Comin

I will return.......with something about a Chevy!!

Ford stands for:
First
On
Race
Day :)

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Ah, but that's only among brethren! Now I'm not saying you're saved or you're not, 'cause that's between you and the Lord, but I think this whole Ford debacle speaks for itself. :lol:

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Ah, you know them liberals...Every time you mention anything about their lives they jump on you with that "judge not" attitude, whether it be about homosexuality, drunkeness, perverted Bibles, or automobiles not meeting up to God's standard of excellence in that they are always Found On Roads Dead. :wink:

Oh okay, okay Kayla. I'm sorry. I fully expect to see you in heaven...But judgment begins at the house of God, and you're forfeiting some crowns/rewards here...Just thought I'd warn ya.

Nevermind the fact that I drive a Mercury. :lol:

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Yes, but Mercury only makes me a mini-heretic. At least it's not a full-blown Ford. God will look the other way. Now get that mote out of your eye: It's quite distasteful!

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