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Good singing and preaching tonight. After the hymns a woman sung how great thou art. Preaching was on fellowship. I'm thankful for a good church to attend. 

I heard the first are actually going to be last so does that mean the one who started this thread is the real winner? lol

Well, I got this here thing inside me.  One doc calls it a node, one doc calls it a mass, so I don't know what to call it.  So anyways; I got this thing and they did a biopsy yesterday and they won't

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23 hours ago, DaveW said:

Ifn I wuz a smart guy I woulda counted how many posts theere is to a page.........

 

But I juz ain't too full a smarts, so I will juz keep guessing.......

But that would take all of the excitement out of it...live on the edge man!

1 hour ago, DaveW said:

I am gonna get post #1 page #1000.....

 

Or at least I am gonna try!

Unless...this is the one that gets it!

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Thinking about this for a moment, I still can't  decide.

I know sometimes we have some reeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy long posts and then people quote them and add more sentences, but I can't remember if there seems to be a lower number of posts when the posts are long.....

 

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Hmmm...what I wonder is...is this...

Can I (as a user) change the number of posts that appear on a page in my personal settings; whereas, the default number of posts may be set at a certain amount for everyone, but I could change that number to another amount; thereby, nullifying your feeble attempt to reach page 1,000 first on my personal computer. :laugh:

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21 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

Hmmm...what I wonder is...is this...

Can I (as a user) change the number of posts that appear on a page in my personal settings; whereas, the default number of posts may be set at a certain amount for everyone, but I could change that number to another amount; thereby, nullifying your feeble attempt to reach page 1,000 first on my personal computer. :laugh:

But if you can do that then several of us could all get first post of page 1000..........

Or even possibly one person could get first post on page 1000 several times by changing then posting again?:4_6_100::3531a34faafcd3d5ab8749a94f57319e:

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42 minutes ago, DaveW said:

But if you can do that then several of us could all get first post of page 1000..........

Or even possibly one person could get first post on page 1000 several times by changing then posting again?:4_6_100::3531a34faafcd3d5ab8749a94f57319e:

Your waning excuses mean nothing to me! I WILL BE the one who reaches the 1,000th page first!

As an aside, I'm listening to a video on YouTube. Did you know that David cut off Goliath's head, because the giants had a supernatural life-force that would allow them to continue living unless their heads were cut off.   :15_1_63:

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1 hour ago, No Nicolaitans said:

Your waning excuses mean nothing to me! I WILL BE the one who reaches the 1,000th page first!

As an aside, I'm listening to a video on YouTube. Did you know that David cut off Goliath's head, because the giants had a supernatural life-force that would allow them to continue living unless their heads were cut off.   :15_1_63:

Wow that's amazing!

What is the Bible reference for that info?

 

Oh and the page 1000 first post is mine!

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31 minutes ago, DaveW said:

Hey......... YAY it really was me!:4_6_100:

Miracles never cease!

Now that I think about it, I'm going to contact the Administrator of this forum and voice my complaint. You have lain in wait and connived your way into reaching this plateau at the detriment of other members. In your supraconnivetivity, you have caused great harm to those of us who sought only to reach some level of notoriety based upon sincere and forthright legal means. May your biscuits be burned, your gas have water in it, and when you lay your head down at night, may your thoughts be consumed with images of Joel Osteen's smiling face. 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

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My wife NEVER burns buscuits - or anything else for that matter - I  have had a bit of gas lately, but I think that needs to be left right there, but the last one!!!!!!!! Due to time differences, I am soon to find my way into bed, and now I will have nightmares of JO!!!!!!!!!!

 

I didn't really understand the rest because I am not a calvinist and so multisyllabic words lose me a bit.........

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Just now, No Nicolaitans said:

:laugh:  :15_1_63:  :4_6_100:

Perhaps I should've said "petrol"? :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

I figured, but I couldn't help myself.

 

Oh and:

44 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

supraconnivetivity

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I tried pronouncing it and just ended up laughing........

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46 minutes ago, DaveW said:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

I figured, but I couldn't help myself.

 

Oh and:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I tried pronouncing it and just ended up laughing........

Thanks for being such a great sport about it! :laugh:  Made my day better...

supraconnivetivity:

From No Nicolaitans' Dictionary of Reformededish Wordisms...

pronunciation: soopra-kohnive-ah-tiv-ah-tee

1. To connive one's self (to the uttermost).

2. To insert one's foremost desires for a desired end at the detriment of others at any cost.

3. To be all conniving and such...

Derived from supraconnivetivityism; which is, the embodiment of one who practices supraconnivetivity.

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On 6/18/2017 at 2:34 AM, Rosie said:

congrats Dave, you did it. now lets see who can get to 1001 first

To be honest, all the pressure has been a bit much for me - I just don't think I have the strength for another new page first post battle........:laugh:

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35 minutes ago, DaveW said:

To be honest, all the pressure has been a bit much for me - I just don't think I have the strength for another new page first post battle........:laugh:

So basically...you've run out of gas...

:laugh:  :15_1_63:

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