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9 hours ago, DaveW said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!:3531a34faafcd3d5ab8749a94f57319e::4_6_100::4_11_9:

Please! Make it stop!!!!!!

 

(Oh and congrats on page 1001 first post....)

 

3 hours ago, Rosie said:

Congrats NN

 

lets see who gets 1002

Unfortunately, if things go for me the way they went for Dave, then I wasn't actually the first to page 1,001...Dave was. :4_2_204v:

Also like Dave...I think I'm running out of gas.  :laugh:

However, I do think I have enough for one final enduring memory for Dave to ponder over...

Hey Dave...in order for you to truly appreciate this and for the best experience, click the mp3 file first, then while the music is playing, scroll down this page and read the rest of this post so as to get the best overall effect...:laugh:

 

Play me...I'm an mp3!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faster than reading the Living Bible!

More powerful than even Rick Warren!

Able to preach entire sermons without referencing a single verse!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Superpastor!

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Come on...let the music continue while you continue to gaze! :laugh:

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So now..... it has come to this then.....

 

With your diabolical JO attacks, and with no forthcoming defense or interjection from the forum officials, I feel I have no other options left to me.

Therefore I am forced into this action.....

TAKE THIS:

 

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...with shoulders slumped and head hung low in defeat...

I, No Nicolaitans, being of sound mind, do hereby formally declare that I have no recourse other than to buckle under, capitulate, cave in, concede, cry uncle, eat crow, eat humble pie, fold, forego, give in, go down, go under, knuckle under, pack it in, put up the white flag, relinquish, renounce, roll over, submit, succumb, throw in the towel, toss it in, and yield to your supremacy. No...not supremacy...your suprasupremacyism.

Ne'r shall I be able to usurp that post. I'm not even worthy to post last after that; therefore, I will place your quote after I write this so that your post will technically be the last post in this thread.

Now, please excuse me while I go sit desolately in utter abasement, degradation, dishonor, humiliation, and shame...

8 hours ago, DaveW said:

So now..... it has come to this then.....

 

With your diabolical JO attacks, and with no forthcoming defense or interjection from the forum officials, I feel I have no other options left to me.

Therefore I am forced into this action.....

TAKE THIS:

 

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22 hours ago, No Nicolaitans said:

...with shoulders slumped and head hung low in defeat...

I, No Nicolaitans, being of sound mind, do hereby formally declare that I have no recourse other than to buckle under, capitulate, cave in, concede, cry uncle, eat crow, eat humble pie, fold, forego, give in, go down, go under, knuckle under, pack it in, put up the white flag, relinquish, renounce, roll over, submit, succumb, throw in the towel, toss it in, and yield to your supremacy. No...not supremacy...your suprasupremacyism.

Ne'r shall I be able to usurp that post. I'm not even worthy to post last after that; therefore, I will place your quote after I write this so that your post will technically be the last post in this thread.

Now, please excuse me while I go sit desolately in utter abasement, degradation, dishonor, humiliation, and shame...

 

Oh no - you can't get out of this THAT easily......

Take that!

 

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And this!

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2 hours ago, DaveW said:

Oh no - you can't get out of this THAT easily......

Take that!

 

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And this!

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Okay buddy...I tried to be Mr. Nice Guy, but NOOOooo...you just had to keep pushing and prodding.

I now reassert my curse upon you...only stronger! 

May your biscuits be gooey in the middle, your gas flow freely, and when you lay your head down at night, may your thoughts be consumed with...

TAKE THIS! 

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13 hours ago, No Nicolaitans said:

Okay buddy...I tried to be Mr. Nice Guy, but NOOOooo...you just had to keep pushing and prodding.

I now reassert my curse upon you...only stronger! 

May your biscuits be gooey in the middle, your gas flow freely, and when you lay your head down at night, may your thoughts be consumed with...

TAKE THIS! 

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Oh... so it's like that is it?

Time to bring out the big guns......

 

 

 

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Well to be honest the only thing I left in my arsenal is this:

 

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And I fully admit to feeling a little underpowered after you Crefloed me......

 

I think am done in.

To have been constantly JO'd, then hit with a left cross of Joyce, and finally an huge uppercut with the Big Dollar......

 

I am on the mat and groggy as can be - I may be able to rise again to my feet, but the ref is counting......:laugh:

 

I may have one last false teacher to throw at you, but I am not sure I have the strength.

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10 hours ago, DaveW said:

Crefloed me......

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Friend, you win on that comment alone! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

Ah, but then,

when I ponder this all again.

Of all the women and men,

which have so cunningly been,

brought to light for their various sin...

The icing on the cake was Ben.

AKA, Snake Oil Salesman Hinn.

And for that my friend,

You most certainly win.

 

...and I never got the chance to counter with a Macarthur...

 

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16 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Friend, you win on that comment alone! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

Ah, but then,

when I ponder this all again.

Of all the women and men,

which have so cunningly been,

brought to light for their various sin...

The icing on the cake was Ben.

AKA, Snake Oil Salesman Hinn.

And for that my friend,

You most certainly win.

 

...and I never got the chance to counter with a Macarthur...

 

The mere mention of the name has me shaking, although I am not sure if it is fear or anger at the subtle deceit of that man, quietly leading many into the ditch.....

No laughter, no chuckles.... not for that one.

 

But this has certainly been a fun little diversion.

Thanks so much.

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