Members nodnarb Posted April 26, 2007 Members Share Posted April 26, 2007 I am winning tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Madeline Posted April 26, 2007 Members Share Posted April 26, 2007 :bump: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted April 26, 2007 Members Share Posted April 26, 2007 :java: Bama Angel - where ya been? Ah, just working and all that jazz, lol. I go in spurts - sometimes I have lots to say, and sometimes I do not, hehe. :smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted April 26, 2007 Members Share Posted April 26, 2007 :wow: I WIN AGAIN! Glad you are back Bama Angel! :coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 :eye: :eye: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 :zzzz bedtime! big day tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did you hear about Bob's IRS Audit? Well, Bob arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man. The IRS agent assumed the other man was Bob's attorney. Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it looks that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?" Bob replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win." The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look. "I can prove it," said Bob. "How about a demonstration?" The official thought a moment and said, "Okay, Go ahead." Bob said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" Bob removed his glass eye and bit it. The official's jaw dropped. Bob said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The official could tell Bob wasn't blind, so he took the bet. Bob then removed his dentures and used them to bite his good eye. The stunned official was now three grand in the hole! "Want to go double or nothing?" Bob asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and pee into that waste basket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again! Bob climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, an pretty much went all over the desk. The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win. But then he noticed that Bob's friend looked ashen and was visibly shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked. The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Bob bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Hmm - did that really belong here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 This is kinda a catch-all thread :tum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chelle Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 because we don't have a "chatroom" per se, anymore :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 This is kinda a catch-all thread :tum Yes, I know - I was referring to the joke itself, the subject matter - does it belong on OB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 :nutty :nutty :bwahaha: I love that IRS Whiz Kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Whiz-Kid!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bibletotingunslinger Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 HEY BamaAngel, How yall been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Been good, and doing good, lol. :lol Btw, y'all is used for plural, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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