John81

[John81]

As I, and now my sons, like to say: Yee-haw!!!

[GODsJOY]

Now that we done that, Who is going to be next to share their user name story :ears:

[John81]

Going once...going twice....

[GODsJOY]

:ears: or do i say going,going,going

[John81]

Oh where, oh where is everybody at? Oh where, oh where can they be?

[Guest Guest]

Here I am :wave:

[John81]

I'm so glad you arrived!!! We have been getting rather worried! :mrgreen:

[John81]

Does anyone know anything about the Tim LaHaye KJV Prophecy Bible?

[hermanj]

Does anyone know anything about the Tim LaHaye KJV Prophecy Bible?

I personally do not have one, but it was recommended by a visiting evangelist (I don't remember which one) about a year ago and several people bought one and they all really like it.

[John81]

Thanks herman! I've wondered about that Bible for awhile now but have been unable to find anyone who either owns one or knows anyone who does.

[John81]

You Know You Belong to a Redneck Church if...

1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee
refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because
none
of the members knows how to play one.

2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they
learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or
catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says,
"I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and
two
women stand up.

4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer
season is recognized as an official church holiday.

5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the
church
requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't
never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)

6. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir is known as
the
"OK Chorale".

7. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... in a congregation of
500
members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

8. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people
think "rapture" is
what you get when you lift something too heavy.

9. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the baptismal pool is
a
#2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub.

10. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir robes were
donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

11. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the collection
plates
are really hubcaps from a 56 Chevy.

12. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... instead of a bell;
you
are called to service by a duck call.

13. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the minister and his
wife drive matching pickup trucks.

14. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the communion wine
is
Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".

15. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... "Thou shall not
covet"
applies to huntin' dogs, too.

16. You know You're in a Redneck Church if... the final words of
the
benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya heah".

[Kayla]

You might be a Missourian...if you can drive 5 miles in pouring rain with out windshield whippers on..and still make it home safety... :mrgreen: Did I mention the roads had 2 inches of standing rain on them...

[John81]

I was checking the radar earlier and I noticed that at least half of Missouri was covered with showers and thunderstorms. :o

[Kayla]

It was going really bad earlier...I could tell it wasn't Tornado weather, you can just feel that...I don't know how to explain it I can just tell...Anyway, yep there's alot of water and such on the road...Our county fair is this weekend...and I was suppose to go tomorrow night with a really good friend of mine...there are amusement rides...He was even going to pay...but now it might be rained out...

[John81]

It might not be raining tomorrow. County fairs can be a lot of fun; especially if someone else is paying! :lol: