The Credits from the radio show, "Car Talk"

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Car Talk's Recently Hired Staff
401K Statement Analysts Douse and Burnham
Class Attendance Monitor Julie Verley
Director of Preventive Maintenance Oscar Ruitt
Director of Vengence Ewell Rudy Day
Ponzi Scheme Operato Shirley W. Money
Seasonal Adjustment Disorder Specialist Mahmoud S. Bleak
Snowboarding Instructor Soren Dekeester
Used Car Salesperson Meg Meehan Hoffa
Werewolf Studies Specialist Harriet Knight


Car Talk's Official Staff Credits
Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs
Aegean Caterer Sue Flockey
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office Dasha Chekhov
Accounts Receivable Supervisor from the Mumbai Office Vishnu Payup
Adopted Son from Sweden Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit
Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide
Air Traffic Controller Ulanda U. Lucky
Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit
Alignment Inspector Lou Segusi
Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach Kirsten Hollered
Anger Management Consultant Joanne Slowburner
Animal Control Officer Turner Luce
Appalachian Chef Everett Possum
Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner
Appetizer Coordinator Barbara Ganush
Appointment Secretary Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss
Art Critic Phyllis Steen
Art Critic II Dot Snice
Asphalt Contractor Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem
Assistant Customer Care Representive Kurt Reply
Asst. Directors of Computer Services Sy Burnett and Sy Quest
Assistant Director of Moral Support Hugo Gurll
Assistant to our Make Up Artist Gladys Radio
Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees
Assistant Disciplinarian Joaquin D'Planque
Asst. Fleet Manager Lisa Carr
Asst. Transportation Coordinator Orson Buggy
Astoturf Installer Nomar Wheaton
Attorney General Janet Torino
Attorney General in charge of
Tobacco Settlements Hubert H. HuMVee II
Audience Counter Hugh Wake
Audience Estimator Adam Illion
Audience Response Analyst Luke Warm
Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda
Auto-Body Expert James Bondo
Automotive Finishes Consultant Rusty Steele
Automotive Medical Researcher Dr. Denton Fender
Automotive Registrar Megan Model
Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush
Back Seat Driver Veronica Lizzioncourse
Back Seat Driver II Mischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter Nadia Geddit
Bail Bond Provider Freida Gogh
Bail-Bondswoman Frieda Wander
Band Leader Sasha Noyes
Banker, Car Talk Plaza Poker Games Nikolai Putin
Bathroom Tile Installer Lotta Bullnose
Bean Counter Ed Amame
Bedtime Storyteller Juan Zapata
Behavior Consultant Wyatt B. Hoovesia
Biblical Scholar Vera Lee Isay
Big Band Leader Juan Anatou
Blues Coordinator Mahamadan Ptolemy
Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released
Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip
Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham
Bowling Coach Menachem Down
Brake Adjuster Schlomo Quigley
Breathalyzer Administrator Eureka Garlic
British Cutlery Specialist Sir Irving Spoon
British Doorman Isaiah Olchap
Boston Traffic Director Laura Biden
Budget Director Sasha Titus
Bunji Jumping Instructor Hugo First
Butler in Car Talk's Scotland Division Angus MacCoatup
Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime
Business Forecaster Luigi Bord
Cabinet Maker L. Ron Cupboard
Caffeine Addiction Counselor Bruno Moore
Car Stereo Installer Carlos Antenna
Car Talk Bouncer Euripedes Ibreakayourface
Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney
Car Talk Opera Critic Barbara Seville
Celebrity Consultants Richard Gere-Oil, Mick Jaguar
Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board Alan Greasepan
Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff John Shall-I-Pop-a-Wheelie
Chairman, Math Dept. Horatio Algebra
Chairman of our Southern Literature Department Amos Reid
Chairman, Oral History Dept. Ira Caull
Chairman, Staff Physics Dept. Victor Analysis
Chairman, Underemployment Study Group Art Majors
Chicken Soup Provisioner Kent Hoyt
Chief Accountant Candace B. Rittenoff
Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer Chef Boyar Ubusy
Chief Estimator Edward James Almost
Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe
Chief Justice Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental
Chief Legal Counsel Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge
Chief of Stadium Seating for the Olympics Wayne Back
Chief Procrastinator Juan Menudo
Chief Procrastinator, Paris Office Jacques Hughes
Chief Procurement Officer Emma Chizzit
Chief of Tire Technology Yessir Itsaflat
Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov
Child Development Expert Dr. Benjamin Spark
Child Transportation Specialist Minnie Van Driver
Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone
Children's Music Programmer Al Lowetta
Children's Sleepover Coordinator Amos Muhmahmi
Cigar Smoke Monitor Anna Paulina Roma
Class Valedictorian Sidney Furst Rowe
Cleanliness Inspector Adolph Deflor
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[Bakershalfdozen]

Those guys are hilarious and so are their credits! You have to say some of them out loud to understand the joke and even still, there are some that I don't get.

[CJP56]

Hee hee!! Those guys are hilarious!!!!! CJP56