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It was so hot...


jchahl

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It was so hot that

Cows were giving evaporated milk.

You fed the chickens cracked ice so they wouldn't lay hard boiled eggs.

My outside thermometer was banging on the door to come inside.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

I saw a fire hydrant fighting over two dogs.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

My fried green tomatoes are still on the vine.

People are climbing in their hot tubs just to cool off.

I went to a sushi bar and all they had was fried fish.

My thermometer had to go back to college and get another degree.

My Right Guard left.

I'm moving to Australia. It's winter there now.

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