Members Sophie Posted August 16, 2007 Members Share Posted August 16, 2007 The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than a buffalo patty. It mean someone stole tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted August 16, 2007 Members Share Posted August 16, 2007 :lol: I guess some people just think too much! :Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted August 16, 2007 Members Share Posted August 16, 2007 The Lone Ranger and Tonto were holed up in a canyon, surrounded by a angry band of Apache Indians. The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto with a grim look on his face. "Well, Tonto, it looks like this is the end of the line old friend. We have been surrounded and there is no way out." Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and replied "What do you mean "we" white man?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BamaAngel Posted August 16, 2007 Members Share Posted August 16, 2007 Love those! :lol I adored the Lone Ranger when I was a kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bibletotingunslinger Posted August 17, 2007 Members Share Posted August 17, 2007 :clapping: :ha :haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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