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The Lone Ranger


Sophie

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow."

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than a
buffalo patty. It mean someone stole tent."

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were holed up in a canyon, surrounded by a angry band of Apache Indians.

The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto with a grim look on his face. "Well, Tonto, it looks like this is the end of the line old friend. We have been surrounded and there is no way out."

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and replied "What do you mean "we" white man?"

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