Poor Richard

[matie-k]

Rich was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds....AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rich got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rich has been missing since Friday.

[tired]

funny, that is exactly what would happen to me. You guys would be like whatever happened to that tired guy, and Randy W would say that I became catholic :lol

[John81]

Wives need to learn to be more specific when asking their husbands for gifts. :Green

[tired]

that will never happen

[John81]

I know it hasn't happened in these parts yet!

[matie-k]

Wives need to learn to be more specific when asking their husbands for gifts. :Green

Husbands need to learn to be more observant of their wives subtle hints. :frog :Green

[John81]

Wives need to be bold in the Lord, speaking the truth, letting their yay be yay and their nay be nay, with no hint of ambiguity. :Green

[DaveW]

Husbands need to learn to be more observant of their wives subtle hints. :frog :Green

Nup Sorry - us blokes are just not that smart!

You can drop what you think are VERY CLEAR hints, and we will just miss it.

It's another example of sin affecting the human response! :puzzled: :lol:

[tired]

Ain't that the truth

[matie-k]

Nup Sorry - us blokes are just not that smart!

You can drop what you think are VERY CLEAR hints, and we will just miss it.

It's another example of sin affecting the human response! :puzzled:

Yeah, but it makes me feel a tad guilty saying "honey....I want THAT for my b-day, ok?" :Green

[tired]

boy that would make it easy :thumb

[John81]

My wife is always telling me she wants something. Of course, she says she wants just about everything so I have to go through the effort to try and decipher just what it is she really wants.