Members chev1958 Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? .............................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ............................................................. Republican's Answer: BANG! ............................................................. Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 :nutty I'd be closer to a republican, but I wouldn't be carrying a 40 cal. Glock. It would be a homemade 0.750 caliber (30 millimeter) four-barrel (double side-by-side, over and under) with specially made loads. Just one bang and that terrorist is completely shredded. Nobody harms my wife and family!!! GRRRRRRRRRR :B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted December 11, 2007 Administrators Share Posted December 11, 2007 Republican...hubby's an expert shot, so he'd only need one - why waste the ammo? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Republican...hubby's an expert shot' date=' so he'd only need one - why waste the ammo? [/quote'] Precisely!!!!!!! When one shot gets the job done with complete effectiveness, why waste ammo; not to mention the effort. :Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Southerner Shoot until you know beyond a shadow of a doubt the threat is ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Southerner Shoot until you know beyond a shadow of a doubt the threat is ended. Well, if one shot splatters him all over the street, I guess the threat is fully neutralized. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members speerjp1 Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Extreme southerner: my wife and I both would empty a clip. :cooldude: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Southerner all the way! One for being in my country, and one for each member of my family whose life he threatened! Bumper Sticker on my car:The Best HOMELAND DEFENSE is an ARMED CITIZEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. This response here explains exactly why so many people feel a need to give up their freedoms to the government, becuase they think the government can protect them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? .............................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ............................................................. Republican's Answer: BANG! ............................................................. Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist ummm... Winchester Silver Tips ARE hollow points but otherwise this seems pretty accurate. lol. :cooldude: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Colin Stolzer Posted December 11, 2007 Members Share Posted December 11, 2007 None of those really represent my family. Ours would have been more like Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang all at the same time, One from my .45acp, one from my Wife's .45acp one from both my Son's .45acps. They would have all been handloads and the only question would have been do we call the cops and answer for it or do we just feed the body to the hogs. C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted December 12, 2007 Members Share Posted December 12, 2007 None of those really represent my family. Ours would have been more like Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang all at the same time, One from my .45acp, one from my Wife's .45acp one from both my Son's .45acps. They would have all been handloads and the only question would have been do we call the cops and answer for it or do we just feed the body to the hogs. C :nutty When life gives you lemons - make pork chops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tired Posted December 12, 2007 Members Share Posted December 12, 2007 I would have to wrestle the guy down and wait for the police cause I don't have a gun. I have one at work but can't bring it home. :badday: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bibletotingunslinger Posted December 12, 2007 Members Share Posted December 12, 2007 Southerner,,, But only because I want to be sure my new firing pin is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psalms18_28 Posted December 12, 2007 Members Share Posted December 12, 2007 ummm... Winchester Silver Tips ARE hollow points but otherwise this seems pretty accurate. lol. :cooldude: I think they did that on purpose as to make it sound like southerners are uneducated. :frog (but I know southerner know their guns well and they are smart, afterall they don't fall for liberal traps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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