Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted May 17, 2008 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2008 2 Oklahoma blondes were sitting on a bench. One turns and asks, "which is farther away, Florida or the moon?". The other replies, :Helllllooooo, can you see Florida?" :Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted May 17, 2008 Administrators Share Posted May 17, 2008 :lol: (that's even funnier to me, 'cause I used to live in OK...and I'm not blonde :Green ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted May 18, 2008 Members Share Posted May 18, 2008 Well, folks in Texas tend to think all Okies think like that! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chelle Posted May 19, 2008 Members Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well, folks in Texas tend to think all Okies think like that! I'm in Texas and I don't think Okies (blonde or non-blonde) think like that. :lol :Bleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marcus2Israel Posted May 19, 2008 Members Share Posted May 19, 2008 :lol: :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted May 19, 2008 Author Moderators Share Posted May 19, 2008 Just remember that ALL blondes go to Heaven - they never reach the age of accountability :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted May 19, 2008 Members Share Posted May 19, 2008 Just remember that ALL blondes go to Heaven - they never reach the age of accountability :lol There isn't any such thing. The Bible talks about the "Knowledge of Sin", which occurs at a different age for many different people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted May 19, 2008 Author Moderators Share Posted May 19, 2008 I am fully aware of the fact that there is not a set "age" @ which we become "acountable" for our "knowledgeability"(nice butchered English) of sin. By the same token, I realize that infants don't go to Heaven because they are "not saved, but safe" - but rather go to Heaven because the spirit is still alive (Rom 7:9 the body didn't die, Jn 3:6-7;Eph 2:1). My location may be under a rock, but its not that far under :smile .Just thought we were under a humor heading, not a theological scapel (no flogging, blasting, or meaness behind this statement - that's the bad thing about contact that's not face to face, you have to guess @ intent & emotions) :smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted May 19, 2008 Members Share Posted May 19, 2008 I am fully aware of the fact that there is not a set "age" @ which we become "acountable" for our "knowledgeability"(nice butchered English) of sin. By the same token' date=' I realize that infants don't go to Heaven because they are "not saved, but safe" - but rather go to Heaven because the spirit is still alive (Rom 7:9 the body didn't die, Jn 3:6-7;Eph 2:1). My location may be under a rock, but its not that far under :smile .Just thought we were under a humor heading, not a theological scapel (no flogging, blasting, or meaness behind this statement - that's the bad thing about contact that's not face to face, you have to guess @ intent & emotions) :smile Yer right, I shoulda left it go. :wink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted May 20, 2008 Members Share Posted May 20, 2008 You're a transplant Michelle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kayla Posted May 21, 2008 Members Share Posted May 21, 2008 Yes they do, and I live there. :roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Timothy Posted May 21, 2008 Members Share Posted May 21, 2008 Poor blondes, soooo 'dupid.... makes me want to cry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZacharyW Posted May 22, 2008 Members Share Posted May 22, 2008 :roll This one was a blonde joke: A person walked into a Hairdresser's place and asked for a haircut. She was wearing headphones. The hairdreesser took them off, and she fell to the ground. the man put the headphones on and it said "breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out." :duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted May 22, 2008 Moderators Share Posted May 22, 2008 Why is it always blondes? :roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted May 22, 2008 Administrators Share Posted May 22, 2008 Why is it always blondes? :roll Well, 'cause it usually is! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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