Blondes

[OLD fashioned preacher]

2 Oklahoma blondes were sitting on a bench. One turns and asks, "which is farther away, Florida or the moon?". The other replies, :Helllllooooo, can you see Florida?" :Green

[HappyChristian]

:lol:

(that's even funnier to me, 'cause I used to live in OK...and I'm not blonde :Green )

[John81]

Well, folks in Texas tend to think all Okies think like that! :lol:

[Chelle]

Well, folks in Texas tend to think all Okies think like that!

I'm in Texas and I don't think Okies (blonde or non-blonde) think like that. :lol :Bleh

[Marcus2Israel]

:lol: :clap:

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Just remember that ALL blondes go to Heaven - they never reach the age of accountability :lol

[pneu-engine]

Just remember that ALL blondes go to Heaven - they never reach the age of accountability :lol

There isn't any such thing.

The Bible talks about the "Knowledge of Sin", which occurs at a different age for many different people..

[OLD fashioned preacher]

I am fully aware of the fact that there is not a set "age" @ which we become "acountable" for our "knowledgeability"(nice butchered English) of sin. By the same token, I realize that infants don't go to Heaven because they are "not saved, but safe" - but rather go to Heaven because the spirit is still alive (Rom 7:9 the body didn't die, Jn 3:6-7;Eph 2:1). My location may be under a rock, but its not that far under :smile .Just thought we were under a humor heading, not a theological scapel (no flogging, blasting, or meaness behind this statement - that's the bad thing about contact that's not face to face, you have to guess @ intent & emotions) :smile

[pneu-engine]

I am fully aware of the fact that there is not a set "age" @ which we become "acountable" for our "knowledgeability"(nice butchered English) of sin. By the same token' date=' I realize that infants don't go to Heaven because they are "not saved, but safe" - but rather go to Heaven because the spirit is still alive (Rom 7:9 the body didn't die, Jn 3:6-7;Eph 2:1). My location may be under a rock, but its not that far under :smile .Just thought we were under a humor heading, not a theological scapel (no flogging, blasting, or meaness behind this statement - that's the bad thing about contact that's not face to face, you have to guess @ intent & emotions) :smile

Yer right, I shoulda left it go. :wink

[John81]

You're a transplant Michelle!

[Kayla]

Yes they do, and I live there. :roll

[Timothy]

Poor blondes, soooo 'dupid.... makes me want to cry....

[ZacharyW]

:roll

This one was a blonde joke:
A person walked into a Hairdresser's place and asked for a haircut. She was wearing headphones. The hairdreesser took them off, and she fell to the ground. the man put the headphones on and it said "breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out."

:duh

[Salyan]

Why is it always blondes? :roll

[HappyChristian]

Why is it always blondes? :roll

Well, 'cause it usually is! :lol: