Administrators Pastor Matt Posted June 9, 2021 Administrators Share Posted June 9, 2021 you show up to church 15 minutes late because its fashionable. Your turn..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SureWord Posted June 9, 2021 Members Share Posted June 9, 2021 You cause a church split over a Christmas tree in the lobby (happened in a friend's IFB church). BrotherTony and Pastor Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted June 9, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted June 9, 2021 you get upset because someone took the last piece of Chicken at the church potluck. BrotherTony and SureWord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SureWord Posted June 9, 2021 Members Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, PastorMatt said: you get upset because someone took the last piece of Chicken at the church potluck. Corollary: A 400 lb IFB preacher preaching on "sacrificing for the Lord".* * Baptists preacher have as much of a problem with fried foods as a Catholic priest has with wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Jim_Alaska Posted June 10, 2021 Administrators Share Posted June 10, 2021 You sit through a whole sermon preached from a misunderstood word or phrase. John Young 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Young Posted June 10, 2021 Members Share Posted June 10, 2021 12 hours ago, PastorMatt said: you show up to church 15 minutes late because its fashionable. No joke, our church's official start time for Sunday School is 945 but it doesn't start till 9 because it takes 15 min for buses get in and kids settled for the service. Pastor Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SureWord Posted June 10, 2021 Members Share Posted June 10, 2021 Everyone sings "joyful praises" to the Lord as if they were attending a funeral. Pastor Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted June 10, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted June 10, 2021 5 hours ago, John Young said: No joke, our church's official start time for Sunday School is 945 but it doesn't start till 9 because it takes 15 min for buses get in and kids settled for the service. I know the feeling. lol You just might be an independent Baptist if.... ... if the song leader says.. Please stand, you can't sing Standing on the Promises while sitting on the premises. Salyan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Musician4God1611 Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 ...You criticize religions that say their religion is the only way to heaven, but then you act like Baptist are the only ones who will be there. Did I just say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Young Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Musician4God1611 said: ...You criticize religions that say their religion is the only way to heaven, but then you act like Baptist are the only ones who will be there. Did I just say that? If you make it to heaven then you were Baptist even if you didn't realize it. Yes I said it! lol Edited June 12, 2021 by John Young SureWord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Musician4God1611 Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 You do realize that Baptist are not the only ones who believe Biblical salvation, right? If you have Biblical salvation correct, but you don't hold other Baptistic doctrine, you aren't a Baptist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Young Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Musician4God1611 said: If you have Biblical salvation correct, but you don't hold other Baptistic doctrine, you aren't a Baptist. Such as? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Musician4God1611 Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 Speaking of Independent Baptist, The autonomy of the the church. Furthermore, you can believe in Baptism through some other form than emersion without believing it to be necessary for salvation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Young Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Musician4God1611 said: you can believe in Baptism through some other form than emersion without believing it to be necessary for salvation. And what group would that be? And what would that group say Baptism represents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Musician4God1611 Posted June 12, 2021 Members Share Posted June 12, 2021 Not speaking of a group, but rather of an individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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