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1 hour ago, PastorMatt said:

you get upset because someone took the last piece of Chicken at the church potluck. 

Corollary: A 400 lb IFB preacher preaching on "sacrificing for the Lord".*

* Baptists preacher have as much of a problem with fried foods as a Catholic priest has with wine.

 

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12 hours ago, PastorMatt said:

you show up to church 15 minutes late because its fashionable.

No joke, our church's official start time for Sunday School is 945 but it doesn't start till 9 because it takes 15 min for buses get in and kids settled for the service.

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5 hours ago, John Young said:

No joke, our church's official start time for Sunday School is 945 but it doesn't start till 9 because it takes 15 min for buses get in and kids settled for the service.

I know the feeling. lol

You just might be an independent Baptist if....

... if the song leader says.. Please stand, you can't sing Standing on the Promises while sitting on the premises. 

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22 minutes ago, Musician4God1611 said:

...You criticize religions that say their religion is the only way to heaven, but then you act like Baptist are the only ones who will be there.

? Did I just say that?

If you make it to heaven then you were Baptist even if you didn't realize it.

:23_5_103:Yes I said it! lol :23_5_103:

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33 minutes ago, Musician4God1611 said:

you can believe in Baptism through some other form than emersion without believing it to be necessary for salvation.

And what group would that be? And what would that group say Baptism represents?

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