Members Charbo Posted April 12, 2009 Members Share Posted April 12, 2009 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Revelation3:20 Posted April 12, 2009 Members Share Posted April 12, 2009 Pandas are not marsupials, and giant pandas are not tree dwelling. The manager needs a new dictionary. :smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Charbo Posted April 12, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 12, 2009 Hey! I just copied it from an email. I figure though, if a story can have a talking panda carrying a gun, the panda can also be a marsupial. :frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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