Members KayceeLochner Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 :blonde: These are hilarious! You have to read them!!! :blonde: 1.Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax." Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically. He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?" Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!" 2.A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now." 3.A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??" 4.A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her. "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book." :blonde: That's all folks! :blonde: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IM4given Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 only a blonde would use pink fonts - i can't read your post! :face: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members speerjp1 Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 21, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 only a blonde would use pink fonts - i can't read your post! Yeah, of course... I am a blonde!!! :frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pneu-engine Posted July 22, 2008 Members Share Posted July 22, 2008 Click on the "quote" block, lower right hand corner, and read it in black and white. :thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 :lol Hilarious! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 22, 2008 Thanks, I got them from a fowarded message on Yahoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Blonde jokes are never true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 22, 2008 [quote="Susanna"]Blonde jokes are never true.[/quote] No, but half of the jokes that you hear aren't true either!!! :frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brytanleroy Posted July 23, 2008 Members Share Posted July 23, 2008 did you hear about the blonde who was driving and turned around because the sign said "Airport Left" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 24, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 24, 2008 did you hear about the blonde who was driving and turned around because the sign said "Airport Left" Man! That's funny!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members okjac80 Posted July 27, 2008 Members Share Posted July 27, 2008 how about the blonde that worked in the M&M factory and kept throwing out all the W's :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 27, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2008 how about the blonde that worked in the M&M factory and kept throwing out all the W's :lol Hahaha! That's even funnier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brytanleroy Posted July 30, 2008 Members Share Posted July 30, 2008 there was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead, they went into a room where there was a "magic mirror" that if you lie you get sucked in. the brunette walks up and says,"i think i'm the most beautiful woman in the world." she gets sucked in... the redhead walks up and says,"i think i'm the most beautiful woman in the world." she gets sucked in... " the blonde walks up and says,"i think..."she gets sucked in... roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl :Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KayceeLochner Posted July 30, 2008 Author Members Share Posted July 30, 2008 Now that's one of my favorite blonde jokes! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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