Charges Laid Against Osteen, MacArthur, and Warren

[No Nicolaitans]

This just in from the news wire...charges have been brought up against Joel Osteen, John MacArthur, and Rick Warren.

All three men are now required to obtain state licenses in order to become Butchers. With their constant butchery of the scriptures, all three men are currently under investigation for performing the acts of Butchery without a license.

It was reported that state authorities intimated that this could be a wide-spread problem with far-reaching effects that extend to other ministries that have been influenced (by these men) to butcher scripture in like manner.

Details at 11:00...

  

tee hee...

Edited April 19, 2017 by No Nicolaitans
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[Rebecca]

You've been reading the Babylon Bee again, I see.

 

[No Nicolaitans]

No ma'am...not sure what the Babylon Bee is. LOL! 

My wife said she saw something on Facebook about Osteen and that butcher joke, so I took poster-privilege and embellished a wee bit further...

[1611mac]

Butchers normally have very sharp knives but these "butchers" have dull knives!  (I should say "A dull KNIFE"... if you catch the pun.)

Edited April 19, 2017 by 1611mac

[1Timothy115]

12 hours ago, 1611mac said:

Butchers normally have very sharp knives but these "butchers" have dull knives!  (I should say "A dull KNIFE"... if you catch the pun.)

Yes and a dull knife really messes up a good side of beef.

[No Nicolaitans]

Forget the butchers licences...I wouldn't even want them to be my "milk" man...

LOLOLOL!