Members ... Posted March 2, 2017 Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) Step right up, folks! Experience the new and improved "Glitter Ashes™ to Go!" Come all ye on-the-go Papists, rapists and hedonistic heretics. Have no time to sit through your blasphemous masses? Just drive up and we'll give you your ashy forehead crosses right through your car window. Want a little more pizazz with your penance? A little razz-ma-tazz with your repentance? Try our new Glitter Ashes™! Who says you can't proudly display your sorrow and your sodomy for all the world to see? Our new Glitter Ashes™ are like an activist t-shirt for your forehead! Church Teller: Welcome to Our Lady of Sodomy, may I take your order? Sodomite #1: Yes, I’d like a medium Glitter Ash™ and a side of Holy Communion wafers. (Honey, do you want anything?) Sodomite #2: Yes, I’d like an absolution and a large priest, please. Church Teller: That’ll be Five “Hail Marys" and twelve “Glory Bes.” Pull up to the window, please.” If you think I'm kidding, read this article: On Ash Wednesdays, ashes to go - with a little extra sparkle for LGBT Christians. They just keep piling heretical doctrines on top of social justice issues on top of godless tradition. It's like watching Dagwood Bumstead building a Godless Worldview Sandwich™. Edited March 2, 2017 by Brother Stafford Alan and Darlene 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darlene Posted March 4, 2017 Members Share Posted March 4, 2017 This does not surprise me in the least. And unfortunately ..more to come. Keep Watching. Alan and ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1Timothy115 Posted March 4, 2017 Members Share Posted March 4, 2017 Sad indeed, Rome will have them all together soon enough. I have an old Navy buddy that converted to the Church of Rome about 5 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted March 4, 2017 Author Members Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, 1Timothy115 said: Sad indeed, Rome will have them all together soon enough. I have an old Navy buddy that converted to the Church of Rome about 5 years ago. Surprisingly, I didn't see that the Catholics are doing it. It's the Lutherans, Episcopalians, Presbyterians &c. in this instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1Timothy115 Posted March 4, 2017 Members Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Brother Stafford said: Surprisingly, I didn't see that the Catholics are doing it. It's the Lutherans, Episcopalians, Presbyterians &c. in this instance. Neither did I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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