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2 hours ago, Brother Stafford said:

Oooh... oooh!  Can I be a pair of size 9 & 1/2 two toned wing tip Italian shoes with spats? 

If that's what you want to call yourself then I guess you must be......

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7 hours ago, DaveW said:

No - I am a car because I call myself a car.

DAVE...why, I oughta...

Do you realize how much time I spent trying to think of Bible verses that could relate to "being a car"? Then to find out that it's just because you say you are...

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! 

LOL! Good one Dave! 

May your pistons move effortlessly as you continue on my friend.

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39 minutes ago, Brother Stafford said:

Yeah...  What a maroon...  What an imbessle... What a ta-ra-ra-goon-di-ay...

Now, now, Brother Stafford,

I do NOT believe that you are allowed to say what Brother Dave identifies as; I believe that ONLY he is allowed to do that.

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15 hours ago, Brother Stafford said:

Oooh... oooh!  Can I be a pair of size 9 & 1/2 two toned wing tip Italian shoes with spats? 

Just thinking about this a bit.....

Are you black and white?

And are you italian?

They would seem to be kinda important things if you want to be two toned italian shoes.........

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