Members DaveW Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 I really am. And I can prove it........ Ask me how...... Go on..... Ask me.... I am waiting..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 PROVE THAT YOU'RE A CAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) Is it because you "cleaned the carbs" out of your diet? (We all deal with a little "backfire" now and again) Edited January 17, 2017 by Brother Stafford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted January 17, 2017 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 No - I am a car because I call myself a car. No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 Oooh... oooh! Can I be a pair of size 9 & 1/2 two toned wing tip Italian shoes with spats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted January 17, 2017 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Brother Stafford said: Oooh... oooh! Can I be a pair of size 9 & 1/2 two toned wing tip Italian shoes with spats? If that's what you want to call yourself then I guess you must be...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 7 hours ago, DaveW said: No - I am a car because I call myself a car. DAVE...why, I oughta... Do you realize how much time I spent trying to think of Bible verses that could relate to "being a car"? Then to find out that it's just because you say you are... Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! LOL! Good one Dave! May your pistons move effortlessly as you continue on my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pastor Scott Markle Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! So, Brother McWhorter, Are you "a monkey's uncle" just because you say so? How many "monkey" nephews and nieces do you have? HappyChristian and No Nicolaitans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swathdiver Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 The proper way to say this is: "Today, I identify as a car". But you didn't say what kind and I wonder, does it have a Hemi in it? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, No Nicolaitans said: DAVE...why, I oughta... Yeah... What a maroon... What an imbessle... What a ta-ra-ra-goon-di-ay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Pastor Scott Markle said: So, Brother McWhorter, Are you "a monkey's uncle" just because you say so? How many "monkey" nephews and nieces do you have? I was hoping someone would get that! ;) I have three nephews...the wild one, the intellectual one, and the one who is...in his own world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pastor Scott Markle Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 39 minutes ago, Brother Stafford said: Yeah... What a maroon... What an imbessle... What a ta-ra-ra-goon-di-ay... Now, now, Brother Stafford, I do NOT believe that you are allowed to say what Brother Dave identifies as; I believe that ONLY he is allowed to do that. HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted January 17, 2017 Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 What's with the picture of Jimmy Durante? No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted January 18, 2017 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 15 hours ago, Brother Stafford said: Oooh... oooh! Can I be a pair of size 9 & 1/2 two toned wing tip Italian shoes with spats? Just thinking about this a bit..... Are you black and white? And are you italian? They would seem to be kinda important things if you want to be two toned italian shoes......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted January 18, 2017 Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 Well Dave, you have to be a Honda. As a disciple of the Lord - you must strive to be... Oh, lets just quote the verse- "These all continued with one accord" Acts 1:14. So the Honda Accord was the car of choice for the followers of Jesus. ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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