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11 minutes ago, 1611mac said:

There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Ummm.....still scratching my head. I surely don't understand binary.

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3 minutes ago, weary warrior said:

Three blonds walked into a bar ...

... the fourth one ducked.

He'll be here all night, folks.  Try the soup.

What do you call four blonds standing side by side?

A wind tunnel.

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15 hours ago, 1611mac said:

In "binary" numbering system "10" = "2"  

So...Re-read the "joke" replacing "10" with '2" 

Don't you just hate having to explain your jokes to the Luddites of this world?

But it does make sense now.

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  • Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
  • Because they’re REALLY good at it.

 

  • What would George Washington do if he was alive today?
  • Probably scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

 

  • What do you call a gay drive by?
  • A fruit roll up.
 
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using perverted bibles is like the man who raised chickens for a living. he had a hen setting on a nest and decided he would save money so he mixed saw dust in with his laying mash. well the hen set on twelve eggs. finally eleven of the eggs hatched and they all had wooden legs.then the 12th one hatched and he was a wood pecker.:think_smiley_50:

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Three pieces of string were wanting a cup of coffee each.

The first one walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a cappuccino. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling sorry for himself.

The second poece of string walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a flat white. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling dejected and suffering from coffe cravings.

The third piece of string had watched this happen and formulated a plan. He unravelled his top and tied a half hitch in his middle, then walked into the cafe and asked for a latte. The barista looked him up and down, considered for a minute then said to "Are you a piece of string?"

To which the third piece of string answered, "Frayed knot"..........

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Two blondes are walking along in the country when they come upon some tracks.

The first blonde says "They are rabbit tracks".

The second says "No, I think they are deer tracks".

The first says "No, you are wrong. They are definitely rabbit tracks."

The second, speaking adamantly now proclaims "No, they are without doubt deer tracks".

 

Then they got hit by a train...........

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Two atoms meet up one day for lunch, and the first one says to the second one" So how are you?".

Atom 2: "Not feeling the best - I've lost an electron."

Atom 1: "Are you sure?"

Atom 2: "Yep. I'm Positive."

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On 12/5/2017 at 11:32 PM, DaveW said:

Two atoms meet up one day for lunch, and the first one says to the second one" So how are you?".

Atom 2: "Not feeling the best - I've lost an electron."

Atom 1: "Are you sure?"

Atom 2: "Yep. I'm Positive."

Atom 1: I found it....now it's mine

Atom 2: hmm...that's ionic

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Got this one from a book titled "The Exceptional Man: Bold, Balanced, Biblical" that I am currently reading that Bro. Stacey Shiflett wrote. Great book so far by the way, I highly recommend it.

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Two men were golfing one Saturday. As they were about to tee off, a funeral procession drove by. The older man stopped and took his hat off and placed it over his heart until the last car had driven by. Then he put his hat back on and commenced to tee off. The younger man looked at him with awe and said, "Sir, that was about the most decent thing I've seen anybody do in a long time." The old man shrugged and said, "Well, it was the least I could do. I was married to her for forty years!"

 

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