Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 2, 2014 What a relief, just a dream. Sipping my coffee I realized it was a dark and stormy night, and I was all alone when all of a sudden... No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Jim_Alaska Posted October 2, 2014 Administrators Share Posted October 2, 2014 I heard footsteps on the porch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 2, 2014 which is strange since the porch has been gone for 15 years because ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 a storm blew it off and hubby hasn't gotten around to put a new one on...there stood Mr President himself and I wondered was this really a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 It was then I realized...hubby?...I have a husband? During this entire fiasco, I thought I was a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) After the divorce I realized that OBama had FEMA with him and 2 million dollars to fix my porch. There was also a brand new camper trailer for me to stay in while the work was being done. After they tore down the house to build the porch they asked me....... Edited October 2, 2014 by paid4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 , "Do you mind if we use Common Core math to figure out the dimensions required for your new porch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 "What do I care" I said. After all, I do have this nice camper to stay in and you all are paying the bills. You can use NASA if you want to. When one of your volunteers gets a chance, how about bringing me some tea. It's hard work watching you guys out there. By the way, since you're here I wanted to ask if we could....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 2, 2014 get my public assistance raised to a $15/ hour equivalency since it's acceptable for a burger flipper and after my soda pop, chips, cell phone data plan, car payment, credit card bill, babysitter and other such necessities I can't make ends wave at each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 And then he asked where do you work now? And silence filled heaven and earth from the 9th hour until the 12th. So I told him I was going out to the store for band-aids. That was the day I left and began my jOB in washington. Did you know they will pay you for your opinion up there. Anyway that's how my journey began. Now I work for the...... HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 muddy water I drink & the stale bread I scrounge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 And that's OK. I know if worse comes to worse I can always do something to end up in prison. Three square meals a day, place to sleep, weight lifting and basketball all day, not to mention the free cable tv. My only prOBlem would be with ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 Bubba. HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 2, 2014 Members Share Posted October 2, 2014 but he is no prOBlem really as i think i left him in the submarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted October 2, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 2, 2014 The End.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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