Members 2bLikeJesus Posted August 1, 2014 Members Share Posted August 1, 2014 A game about life's embarrassing (but humorous) or dumb things you have done: I will start with one done this morning. Note to Self: Never shake a gallon jug of OJ without insuring the cap is on securely. Bro. Garry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted August 1, 2014 Members Share Posted August 1, 2014 Note to self: When you're in a hurry to get your clothes into the washing machine, MAKE SURE you check ALL the pockets! It's only by the grace of God my cell phone survived being immersed in the washing machine for a couple of minutes before I realized where it was rescued it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted August 1, 2014 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2014 Note to self: When threatening people with spears, pay attention to where the butt of the spear is going. Whacking a pastor in his own vestibule is hardly a way to make a good impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted August 1, 2014 Members Share Posted August 1, 2014 Note to self: Running with a spear can be as dangerous as running with scissors! In my early teens near the end of winter a friend and I were running through the woods with spears and it was during a late winter thaw. Heading up an embankment I found a patch of mud under melting snow and took a dive. Somehow I managed to spear myself (really just a graze) in my temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted August 1, 2014 Members Share Posted August 1, 2014 Note to self. When you get your own church to pastor, do the things you wish your pastor would do now. This way of thinking helps me to not be so critical of my pastor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Standing Firm In Christ Posted August 1, 2014 Members Share Posted August 1, 2014 Note to Self: Before you get all your "ducks in a row" you must first buy some ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted August 6, 2014 Members Share Posted August 6, 2014 Note to self: Remember your body is about 30 years older than your mind thinks it is. Steve Schwenke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2bLikeJesus Posted August 10, 2014 Author Members Share Posted August 10, 2014 Note to self: If you have purposed in your heart to fast for the day, do NOT start a pot roast in the crock pot on slow cook for 8 hours... John81 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted August 23, 2014 Members Share Posted August 23, 2014 Note to self: Don't go to WalMart on the Friday when the college students are returning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2bLikeJesus Posted September 13, 2014 Author Members Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) Note to self: When putting a spring assisted opening, very sharp pocket knife into your pocket; insure the locking mechanism is securely in the lock position. I almost qualified myself for guard duty of the Palace harem. Edited September 13, 2014 by 2bLikeJesus John81 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members prophet1 Posted September 14, 2014 Members Share Posted September 14, 2014 Note to self: When putting a spring assisted opening, very sharp pocket knife into your pocket; insure the locking mechanism is securely in the lock position. I almost qualified myself for guard duty of the Palace harem. That would be a Eu-neeKJOB. Genevanpreacher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2bLikeJesus Posted September 15, 2014 Author Members Share Posted September 15, 2014 Note to self: When slicing a bunch of Jalapenos and Habaneros in the hot sun for canning, resist the temptation to wipe sweat from your eyes. OUCH! Steve Schwenke and Miss Daisy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miss Daisy Posted September 15, 2014 Members Share Posted September 15, 2014 added to the last post is including the same situation but with ben-gay on your hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miss Daisy Posted September 15, 2014 Members Share Posted September 15, 2014 My daughter took our tall hall mirror on bathroom door to college. I cannot look over myself completely before leaving home. Note to self: buy new mirror to prevent wearing skirt inside out all day Rosie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted September 15, 2014 Moderators Share Posted September 15, 2014 Note to self: When practicing the nunchucks, remember, there IS a head at the top of your neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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