....the Power Of The Dog....2.......

[Arbo]

If cretins didn't sneak around my property in the middle of the night, I wouldn't bark and they wouldn't have to shoot me.
 
Signed,
Fido

That is what my Pup keeps telling me!

[282Mikado]

I am really tempted to call this Clownspeak,

 

...and your comment would have run into a giant wall of indifference.

[Arbo]

...and your comment would have run into a giant wall of indifference.

*chuckle* Finally a dog-hater who is not easily offended.