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What Liberals Think Conservatives Eat


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I agree with 1, 2 and 4 but I'll eat eggs any way my wife decides to make them; even sunny side up, though I wouldn't order them that way in a restaurant.

 

Congratulations on getting pictures to post...even a personal avatar!!! :clapping:

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Speaking of eggs...

A man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two scrambled eggs, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, stating emphatically that he wanted eggs sunny-side up.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, bellowing that he wanted eggs scrambled.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs one scrambled, the other sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, complaining that she scrambled the wrong one.

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Speaking of eggs...

A man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two scrambled eggs, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, stating emphatically that he wanted eggs sunny-side up.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee.

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, bellowing that he wanted eggs scrambled.

The next day, the man walked downstairs and into the dining room. As he sat down, his wife brought him a plate consisting of two eggs one scrambled, the other sunny-side up, two link sausage, two pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee

He ate the sausage and toast, drank the coffee. Then, he threw the plate with the eggs out the window, complaining that she scrambled the wrong one.

Did she then throw him out?  :clapping:

 

God bless,

Larry

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Right handed fellow, apparently. How's he going to eat and hold the gun with the same hand? :frog:


Well its not that hard to figure out.
As someone else pointed out, the pistol is the wrong way up - or it would be if he was right handed - this guy prefers to cross-holster but is left handed, hence the gun position and angle ;)
:lol:
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