Members John81 Posted March 10, 2014 Members Share Posted March 10, 2014 ~ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. ~ Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! ~ A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. ~ I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. ~ Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. ~ England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. ~ I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ~ They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. ~ I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. ~ Jokes about German sausages are the wurst. ~ I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. ~ I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ~ This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. ~ When chemists die, apparently they barium. ~ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. ~ I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. ~ I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. ~ Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? ~ When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble. ~ Broken pencils are pretty much pointless. ~ What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. ~ I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. ~ I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. ~ Velcro ... what a rip off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ASongOfDegrees Posted March 10, 2014 Members Share Posted March 10, 2014 The teacher one is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members DaveW Posted March 11, 2014 Members Share Posted March 11, 2014 I read that anti-gravity book. I couldn't put it down either. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted March 11, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 11, 2014 Oh, groan.... Syncing! Oh dear. :frog: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jebarr Posted March 11, 2014 Members Share Posted March 11, 2014 Love these. Thanks for brightening my spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted March 11, 2014 Members Share Posted March 11, 2014 Oh, groan.... Syncing! Oh dear. Well it would be about the only way to get an ithingy to transfer data.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members allen32 Posted March 11, 2014 Members Share Posted March 11, 2014 that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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