Members Bro K Posted January 13, 2014 Members Share Posted January 13, 2014 Copied from another 'Baptist' site. Sometimes we men need to be reminded of our place here on earth. The perfect woman Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course "perfect." One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This also explains why there was an accident in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 13, 2014 Members Share Posted January 13, 2014 One of the many reasons I do all the driving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miss Daisy Posted January 14, 2014 Members Share Posted January 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members candlelight Posted January 14, 2014 Members Share Posted January 14, 2014 Actually, that was pretty good, Bro K. My husband likes to do the driving, too, John. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted January 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2014 That there is what I like to call a Shaggy Dog Story. A Good'un, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted January 14, 2014 Members Share Posted January 14, 2014 One of the very few times my Wife did the driving I had gotten a sliver of wood in my eye, went to the ER, had the sliver removed and was bandaged with a patch on the eye: She had to drive home....... we got a ticket on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted January 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2014 One of the very few times my Wife did the driving I had gotten a sliver of wood in my eye, went to the ER, had the sliver removed and was bandaged with a patch on the eye: She had to drive home....... we got a ticket on the way home. And was that her fault or your fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted January 14, 2014 Members Share Posted January 14, 2014 My fault for not wearing my safety goggles in the first place...... and maybe for not begging "pretty please" to the policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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