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I live in Georgia, and I can attest to the truth of the OP!


One thing that I've noticed in my area...a lot of folks add an "s" on the end of the names of businesses that don't end with an "s".  Such as...


I bought this at Walmarts. 

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Where I worked , we had companies around the world, but used English for our conferences - English IS the "lingua franca."


With all the broken English spoken by our agents, they could all be understood - except the Americans - they needed to be translated into comprehensible English :saywhat:

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My Dad is real good at giving directions based upon where people used to live or where landmarks used to be. He'll tell me to go down by where old man Ray used to live and when I ask him about that he'll go into a long story of how he knew old man Ray and he lived there in the 50s but died in 61, and then after a few more stories I can remind Dad I wasn't even born yet!


However, I catch myself doing the same sort of thing. On one country crossroads there sat a big yellow barn for decades and that's how everyone gave directions. Well, they finally tore that barn down 15-20 years ago but most of us still give directions based upon that barn. Now we tell folks to go where the ole yeller barn was, then turn...

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You know you are from the Pacific Northwest if:

1. You know the state flower (Mildew)
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5 You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, its not 
a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and 
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima 
and Willamette.
12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while 
only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and 
"Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by
17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation
18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through 
the cloud cover.
20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can 
actually see it.
21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still 
wear your hiking boots and parka.
22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones 
after such a long time.
26. You measure distance in hours.
27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still 
Raining (Spring), Road
Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall).
30. You don't look out the window to see what the weather is today, you look at a calendar.

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I live in an odd area. We are in California, though the most conservative part, in the NE. Our town was built around an Army depot in WW2, and a lot of people came from the south to work here, so it has a somewhat southern flavor to it. On one side of the valley we have Skedaddle Mnt, the other side, Saddleback, (no, not the Rick Warren one). One ares of our town is called Oakie Flats. We often give directions areoun that area using the "Big Ugly Rock" as a major landmark, (we're mostly sand, so a big rock is rare. Its actually an old coral formation from when this entire valley was the northern tip of Lake Lahontan, an ancient inland sea, prOBably a remnant of the eaters receeding from the flood). While there was, in the old days, a large black community, and the whites and blacks worked together, ate together, kids played together, and they all fellowshipped together as equals, even before the civil rights movement.


Sadly, we have gone from a town of 5,000 to maybe 800 today, with the military leaving. The depot is still open but all civilians, like me, working there. We are a shadow of what we once were.

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Maybe Ezekiel was a Southerner too......



Eze 42:12

And according to the doors of the chambers that were toward the south was a door in the head of the way, even the way directly before the wall toward the east, as one entereth into them.

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We also speak scripturally........




Acts 4:10
Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole.

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