Sitting In The Back

[irishman]

Good reasons for sitting in the back of the church

1.  It builds up your arms when you throw a song book at the preacher.

2. You get to see the funny hairdo’s on the backs of heads.

3. You can be the first one out at altar call.

4.  When conviction strikes, you can always claim you did not hear the sermon.

5.  The preacher cannot hear you snore.

6.  He cannot hear your murmuring either.

7.  No one knows if you are really singing the hymn, or faking it.

8.  Only the ushers know you did not put anything in the offering plate.

9.  it’s a good way to check the sound acoustics, and see if you can shout louder than the preacher.