Members No Nicolaitans Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 Men: I don't understand women...they should come with instructions! Women: Men never read instructions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Glory Land Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 What does instructions means.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted September 18, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 18, 2013 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 Men: I don't understand women...they should come with instructions! Women: Men never read instructions! ......and we never ask for directions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swathdiver Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I always read the instructions but what about those women who cannot follow instructions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerryNumbers Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted September 18, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 18, 2013 Most women don't even understand themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members irishman Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 Be careful, your mother may be listening (reading). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Steve Schwenke Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much! I understand women completely - what I understand is that you can't understand them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted September 18, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 18, 2013 Be careful, your mother may be listening (reading). I don't have to worry about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much! ...and they are better at multi-tasking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted September 18, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 18, 2013 I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much! We're not alone... "The heart is deceitful above all things and desparately wicked - who can know it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerryNumbers Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I love to go into a place where there's several women & only a very few men, stir up the women, them quickly leave. I did so at our local drug store just the other day & as I was walking out the pharmacist called out, "Jerry, You cannot leave after starting this war between man & women, I need your help." Just before walking out the door I looked back & said, "My mission is complete, it seems I did a very good job & I'm leaving it with YOU!" He may not welcome me next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerryNumbers Posted September 18, 2013 Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 We're not alone... "The heart is deceitful above all things and desparately wicked - who can know it?" Yes I know, women do not even understand their self! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted September 18, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm probably the worst about not reading instructions...it's always the last resort. When my brother got married, I gave them a gas grill for a wedding gift. About two years later, he asked me if I wanted the grill. He had tried to put it together, but some of the parts were missing...according to the instructions. I felt bad about it, so I told him that I would take it. After I got it home, I opened the box (yes, it was still in the box) and took everything out. I went ahead and put the grill together...never looked at the instructions...and I had parts left over!!! He said there weren't enough parts, but I had parts left over. I never could figure out where those extra parts went, so I looked at the instructions...and still couldn't figure out where they went. I used that grill for years until it became unusable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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