The Truth...whether You Like It Or Not!

[No Nicolaitans]

Men:  I don't understand women...they should come with instructions!

 

Women:  Men never read instructions!

 

[The Glory Land]

What does instructions means....

[Salyan]

 Good one!

[heartstrings]

Men:  I don't understand women...they should come with instructions!

 

Women:  Men never read instructions!

 

......and we never ask for directions

[swathdiver]

I always read the instructions but what about those women who cannot follow instructions?  

[JerryNumbers]

I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much!

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Most women don't even understand themselves.

[irishman]

Be careful, your mother may be listening (reading).

[Steve Schwenke]

I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much!

I understand women completely - what I understand is that you can't understand them!

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Be careful, your mother may be listening (reading).

I don't have to worry about that

[heartstrings]

I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much!

...and they are better at multi-tasking

[Salyan]

I do not believe there is a man that ever understood woman. They flip flop so much!

 

We're not alone...

"The heart is deceitful above all things and desparately wicked - who can know it?"

[JerryNumbers]

I love to go into a place where there's several women & only a very few men, stir up the women, them quickly leave. I did so at our local drug store just the other day & as I was walking out the pharmacist called out, "Jerry, You cannot leave after starting this war between man & women, I need your help."

 

Just before walking out the door I looked back & said, "My mission is complete, it seems I did a very good job & I'm leaving it with YOU!"

 

He may not welcome me next time!

[JerryNumbers]

We're not alone...

"The heart is deceitful above all things and desparately wicked - who can know it?"

 

Yes I know, women do not even understand their self!   

[No Nicolaitans]

I'm probably the worst about not reading instructions...it's always the last resort.

 

When my brother got married, I gave them a gas grill for a wedding gift.  About two years later, he asked me if I wanted the grill.  He had tried to put it together, but some of the parts were missing...according to the instructions.

 

I felt bad about it, so I told him that I would take it.  After I got it home, I opened the box (yes, it was still in the box) and took everything out. I went ahead and put the grill together...never looked at the instructions...and I had parts left over!!! He said there weren't enough parts, but I had parts left over. I never could figure out where those extra parts went, so I looked at the instructions...and still couldn't figure out where they went.   

 

I used that grill for years until it became unusable.