Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted September 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2013 Definition of mixed emotions : watching your mother-in-law drive your new Cadillac off a cliff. (although, my wife had a good mother-in-law ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bro K Posted September 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 5, 2013 The correct interpretation of woman is "whoa-man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ASongOfDegrees Posted September 5, 2013 Members Share Posted September 5, 2013 I heard that God must be left-handed since Jesus is sitting on his right hand. And Peter is the smallest man in the bible since he slept on his watch. And then there is Knee-high-miah. (Nehemiah). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ASongOfDegrees Posted September 5, 2013 Members Share Posted September 5, 2013 I once heard that the Presbyterians would be the first.....for the "dead in Christ shall rise first"! Yeah, this is what I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted September 5, 2013 Members Share Posted September 5, 2013 And the disciples drove a Honda because they were all in one Accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted September 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2013 And Peter is the smallest man in the bible since he slept on his watch. And then there is Knee-high-miah. (Nehemiah). And don't foget Bildad the Shuhite, (shoe-height). And the disciples drove a Honda because they were all in one Accord. I just used this last week in a sermon on being in one accord-and while it makes a decent joke, it also makes the point perfectly-if all the Apostles crammed into peter's Honda Accord, they would all be heading the same direction, in one accord, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted September 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2013 Oh, and Rebekah was the first smoker, because when she saw Isaac, she lighted of the Camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Standing Firm In Christ Posted September 5, 2013 Members Share Posted September 5, 2013 To be fair, we don't know the size of the watch Peter slept on, nor the size of the shoe Bildad was measured against. Nehemiah? Did they measure him against Goliath? or Zacchaeus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted September 6, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2013 First baseball game -- Gen 1:1 In the beginning (big inning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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