Actual Newspaper Headlines

[John81]

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

~ Diana was alive hours before death

~ Missippi literacy program shows improvement

~ Bugs flying around are flying bugs

~ Teen pregnancy drops significantly after age 25 study shows

~ Study finds having sex enhances pregnancy chances

~ Federal agents raid gun shop and find weapons

~ Marijuana issue sent to joint committee

~ Homicide victims rarely talk to police

~ Bridges help people cross rivers

~ Hospital resorts to hiring doctors

~ Caskets found in mausoleum being torn down

~ Meeting on open meetings is closed

[JerryNumbers]

They've got some great headlines, must be very smart people. 

[John81]

Amazing to think these headlines were written by college graduates and then passed the inspection of the college graduate editors of the newspapers.

[ThePilgrim]

I think the editors need an editor and editors to edit the editors editors. Or, somthin' like that.