Members John81 Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerryNumbers Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck! I heard that someone else call that hotline & got Obamacare, getting a recorded message saying. "If we can be any help just call the Obamacare hotline leaving your address & we will send out a 'Suicide Kit' by priority mail & you will receive in tomorrow mail. It will contain everything you need to commit sucide with very easy to follow instructions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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