Members Miss Linda Posted June 10, 2011 Members Share Posted June 10, 2011 YOU MIGHT BE A BAPTIST... If you think God is strongest in the back 3 rows...... Then you might be a Baptist If you think Fellowship and Food go together...... Then you might be a Baptist If you think Amazing Grace should be the National Anthem...... Then you might be a Baptist If you dream of Fried Chicken and have the urge to get up and preach...... Then you might be a Baptist If you judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat on the preacher...... Then you might be a Baptist If you get wet in the front two pews from spit...... Then you might be a Baptist If your preacher jumps across your pew while preaching...... Then you might be a Baptist If there's no way to take a nap during service...... Then you might be a Baptist If you are a man and your gut is the size of your seven month pregnant wife...... Then you might be a Baptist If five people shout Amen in unison you don't even blink an eye or turn your head...... Then you might be a Baptist If you know all the words to "Just As I Am"...... Then you might be a Baptist If you hate those "hell fire and brimstone" sermons, but keep going back for more and more and more...... Then you might be a Baptist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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