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YOU MIGHT BE A BAPTIST...
If you think God is strongest in the back 3 rows......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you think Fellowship and Food go together......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you think Amazing Grace should be the National Anthem......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you dream of Fried Chicken and have the urge to get up and preach......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat on the preacher......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you get wet in the front two pews from spit......
Then you might be a Baptist

If your preacher jumps across your pew while preaching......
Then you might be a Baptist

If there's no way to take a nap during service......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you are a man and your gut is the size of your seven month pregnant wife......
Then you might be a Baptist

If five people shout Amen in unison you don't even blink an eye or turn your head......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you know all the words to "Just As I Am"......
Then you might be a Baptist

If you hate those "hell fire and brimstone" sermons, but keep going back for more and more and more......
Then you might be a Baptist

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