Administrators HappyChristian Posted February 5, 2011 Administrators Share Posted February 5, 2011 The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful , and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soj Posted February 6, 2011 Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 Haha that joke is over 15 years old, I have it on file, but you got the characters around the wrong way! It's Tonto who gives the indepth answers and the Lone Ranger calls him the dumbie. The Lone Ranger is the hero remember, Tonto is his sidekick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bro Jim Posted February 6, 2011 Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) Works good either way, good one I know it is old but the good stuff is still aways good. Edited February 6, 2011 by Bro Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soj Posted February 6, 2011 Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 ...I know it is old but the good stuff is still aways good. That's for sure, just like the old King James Bible and the old gospel story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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