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The Lone Ranger and Tonto...


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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful ,
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent!'

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Haha that joke is over 15 years old, I have it on file, but you got the characters around the wrong way! It's Tonto who gives the indepth answers and the Lone Ranger calls him the dumbie. icon_mrgreen.gif

The Lone Ranger is the hero remember, Tonto is his sidekick!

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