Members Bro Jim Posted January 31, 2011 Members Share Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) A bald, wizened little man was rocking in a chair on his porch, smiling happily. A passerby, charmed by his smile, came up to him and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said with a toothless grin. "I drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fast food, and never exercise. "No way! How old are you?" "Twenty-six." Edited January 31, 2011 by Bro Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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