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Bro Jim

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A bald, wizened little man was rocking in a chair on his porch, smiling happily. A passerby, charmed by his smile, came up to him and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said with a toothless grin.

"I drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fast food, and never exercise.

"No way! How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

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