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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protestedabout seeing the 10Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ insteadof ‘Winter Festival’

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someoneprays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and placeyour handover your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armedforces veteranswith great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an Americanflag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what youbelieve andyou aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your eldersand raisedyour kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You’d give your lastdollar to afriend.



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You might be a yankee if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’
You might be a yankee if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a yankee if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’
You might be a yankee if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a yankee if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a yankee if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a yankee if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a yankee if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a yankee if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a yankee if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.


Praise God I'm a Yankee. :icon_mrgreen::yeah: :amen:

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeingthe 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.


hmmm....sounds just like a typical Kiwi [NZer] to me... :huh:
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You might be a yankee if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’
You might be a yankee if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a yankee if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’
You might be a yankee if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a yankee if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a yankee if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a yankee if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a yankee if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a yankee if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a yankee if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.


Praise God I'm a Yankee. :icon_mrgreen::yeah::amen:


Yankees can be rednecks too. :runforhills:
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