Members Bro Jim Posted January 14, 2011 Members Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’ You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’ You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend. Edited January 15, 2011 by Bro Jim Bro Ryan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members trc123 Posted January 14, 2011 Members Share Posted January 14, 2011 You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protestedabout seeing the 10Commandments posted in public places.You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ insteadof ‘Winter Festival’ You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someoneprays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and placeyour handover your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a redneck if: You treat our armedforces veteranswith great respect, and always have.You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an Americanflag, nor intend to.You might be a redneck if: You know what youbelieve andyou aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.You might be a redneck if: You respect your eldersand raisedyour kids to do the same.You might be a redneck if: You’d give your lastdollar to afriend. Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 15, 2011 Members Share Posted January 15, 2011 I might be a redneck! :coffee2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members irishman Posted January 17, 2011 Members Share Posted January 17, 2011 I might be a redneck! Yeah, Praise the Lord for red necks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted January 17, 2011 Administrators Share Posted January 17, 2011 You might be a yankee if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’ You might be a yankee if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a yankee if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’ You might be a yankee if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a yankee if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a yankee if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a yankee if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a yankee if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a yankee if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a yankee if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend. Praise God I'm a Yankee. :amen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miss Linda Posted January 18, 2011 Members Share Posted January 18, 2011 Yeah, Praise the Lord for red necks! Irish rednecks. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Barnabbas Posted February 16, 2011 Members Share Posted February 16, 2011 Praise the Lord he made rednecks of which I am chief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted February 17, 2011 Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 Praise the Lord he made rednecks of which I am chief! :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gabrielle A Posted January 24, 2012 Members Share Posted January 24, 2012 You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeingthe 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National AnthemYou might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a redneck if:You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend. hmmm....sounds just like a typical Kiwi [NZer] to me... :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted January 24, 2012 Members Share Posted January 24, 2012 You might be a yankee if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation,under God..’ You might be a yankee if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a yankee if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’ You might be a yankee if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a yankee if: You stand and place your handover your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a yankee if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a yankee if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a yankee if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a yankee if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a yankee if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.Praise God I'm a Yankee. Yankees can be rednecks too. :runforhills: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 25, 2012 Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 Yankees can be rednecks too. Yeah, but they sound so funny! :frog: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members heartstrings Posted January 25, 2012 Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 They might think WE sound funny. :coverlaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 25, 2012 Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 They might think WE sound funny. Yeah, but we know they're wrong! :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1John2:15-17 Posted January 25, 2012 Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 When I lived in SW Missouri people knew I was from the north.....said I had a "Chicago accent." lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 25, 2012 Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 When I lived in SW Missouri people knew I was from the north.....said I had a "Chicago accent." lol Our pastor is originally from Chicago, but after 30 years here he doesn't sound so bad! :icon_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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