Members irishman Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I'm fine, I'm fine. There's nothing whatever the matter with me. I'm just as healthy as I can be. I have arthritis in both of my knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak and my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. My teeth eventually will have to come out, And I can't hear a word unless you shout. I'm overweight and I can't get thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. Arch supports I have for both my feet Or I wouldn't be able to walk down the street. Sleep is denied me every night, And every morning I'm really a sight. My memory is bad and my head's a-spin, And I practically live on aspirin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. The moral is, as this tale unfolds, That for you and me who are growing old, It's better to say "I'm fine" with a grin Than to let people know the shape we're in! (Copied) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerryNumbers Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) That's great, but I know several who will not leave it at this, "Than to let people know the shape we're in!" They make sure that everyone knows every little pain. Edited May 28, 2010 by Jerry80871852 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.