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The Pronoun Family


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I also have a few secular poems, like the one posted.


The Pronoun Family

“Her” and “She” two sisters be,
Of the grammar clan, Pronoun family.
“Us” and “we” two brothers be,
by the Pronoun family tree.

“Her” and “She” had a brother “He”,
Together were a family three;
Now “us” loved “Her” and “We” loved “She”,
But neither one was loved by brother “He”.

So, marriage took place, a time of glee,
For “Us” and “Her” and “we” and “She.”
“Us” and “Her” soon had little “Me,”
While “We” and “She” had little “Tee”!
(He was an odd one in the family lot,
For in Pronoun family, he found no spot;
Though hard he tried in it to fit,
He had to change his name to “It”.)

“He” grew into “Him” a fine young man,
and he was known throughout the land;
“He” met “Our” their love was sweet,
They soon had “They” and “Them” a family complete.

Twins “Our” bore to “Him” it seems,
And along came “Their” the dream of dreams;
“It makes no sense” said little “Me”,
But that’s life in the Pronoun family tree.

Oh, lest I forget, “Them” met “I”
And bore a little “You” and “Your”;
That puts “you” and “Me” in the famil-y;
Right in the Grammars Pronoun tree.

So “I” loves “You” and “You” loves “Me”
Together we dwell in family free.
Uncle “His” and aunty “My”
Love “Me” and “You” and “We” and “I”.
A wedding was held by aunt and uncle “Themselves”
“Their” was married to “Himself,”
Now they are put upon the shelves;
A happy union that will be
In the Pronoun family tree.

If “Yourself” can’t figure it out,
Never fear, never doubt,
“Ourselves” together maybe can,
If this leaves you in a twit,
Simply call on little “it”.

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