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A photon checks into a hotel... Bellhop: Could I help you with your luggage sir? Photon: No thanks; I'm traveling light!
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This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in…
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This brought a tear to my eye! Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." …
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Does a turtle ever itch? If so, how does it alleviate the itch? Hmmm...
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Got this in an email from my brother... Texas Translations Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide. CALIFORNIA --- TEXAS Racist, Homophobe--- Caucasian, Heterosexual Arsenal of Weapons --- Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands --- Swamp Undocumented Worker --- Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials ---- Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery ---- Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed --- Well-protected Narrow-minded --- Common Sense Taxes or Your…
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Tires on you cars would have been white with black walls. The piano keys black and the notes white... The paper black and the ink white, Hmm, black toilet paper. Vanilla black ice cream.
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:blonde: These are hilarious! You have to read them!!! :blonde: 1.Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax." Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you …
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I went to the jewelry store to pick up an order--they said "When it's ready we'll give you a ring" Then I went to the musioc store, they were closed, so I left them a note! (Ha, I like that one)
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1. There is only one stop sign or stop light(oh and the stop sign might say stop on both sides) 2. When you are related to almost all of the population 3. When your dog dies and get sympathy cards 4. When kids getting their lunch money stole at school makes the front page 5. When you can walk out your front door and see both sides of the city limits. 6. Your town phone book ain't got no yellow pages 7. You call a wrong number and talk for an hour because you know them too 8. Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the paper to see whether the publisher got it right. 9. The New Year's baby wasn't born until January 25th. 10. When…
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A biker dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there, he looks around says, "Nice, it was always too cold on Earth, I think I'm going to like this!" Satan hears this, and he decides to show the biker who's boss. So he turns up the heat. He comes in the next day, and the biker is still enjoying the heat. So Satan turns up the heat again. This goes on for several days until Satan decides he will show him once and for all. So he turns off the heat. He comes in the next day, and the biker asks, "What, did the Cheifs win the Super Bowl?"
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ELEVEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter. You may glance at her, so long asyou do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this is…
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God is obviously beginning to focus on the JEW, and that means the "time of the Gentiles', is .......soon to be completed. It will be interesting to see what Iran does now.....as they will only become more offensive regarding the perspective of the world-view..... from now on. What LEADERS of countries now realize is that Iran will shoot weapons of mass destruction toward CIVILIANS.... Ballistic Missiles Cruise Missiles Drones with war heads. They just sent over 300 of these to try to kill the CITIZENS in Israel. Nothing was aimed at a base or a runway or Troops. IRAN tried to KILL The citizens in Israel, as they always do, with all the Thousands of Rockets that are sent for years and years... from Lebanon, or by Hezbollah, or Hamas, = Gaza. Israel just last night bombed a BASE in Iran, and destroyed a large Radar Tower. They didnt try to kill any IRAN Civilians, because Israel is not the murdering mob..... Israel is a tiny country trying to stay alive.....and God will make certain of it...... IRAN is the murdering mob that sends in their Proxy's... like Hezbollah, and Hamas......who use humans as body shields, and they will kill Jews, Americans, Brits, Australians, Germans......= anything that isn't a Quran worshiping muslim. These demonic MULLAH's who control all this.......From Iran, they sit there and "mouse click"....>"OK< we need Hamas to do this, and Hezbollah to do that".. And what IRAN does not comprehend, is that Israel is a War Machine backed by God that will not just fight in Gaza... they will take their fight right down the Throat's of these Iranian "leadership", who seem to believe they are insulated... They are going to find this out the hard way, now that they have opened the Door to become "under the Gun" regarding GOD's MIGHTY Little nation. -
I just found this website today, April 19, 2024. Never heard of him. Can you relate any experiences you've had concerning him or his ministry? From the home page: https://kjvevangelist.com/ "Psalm 138:2 I will worship toward thy holy temple, and praise thy name for thy lovingkindness and for thy truth: for thou hast magnified thy word above all thy name. Greetings in the Name of Jesus Christ, We are, Jack and Barb Koons; Evangelists to America, and as the Letterhead states; “Promoting the King James Bible, and Refuting Calvinism, and Arminianism”. After researching the King James issue since about 1990, and having written a book on the subject named “What is So Special About the King James Bible?”; God has called me to teach churches why we believe the King James is the inspired, inerrant, and preserved Word of God, for English speaking people. I am available to teach anything from a single lesson, to an entire conference on the King James. My book could also be used as a textbook at any seminary, standing on the King James. Furthermore, seeing how Calvinism (“Reformed Theology”) has been taking over many churches, and growing in popularity, (because it appeals to the supposed “sovereignty” of God); I also teach why this is a NOT a Biblical doctrine. I have written a book titled, “The Biblical View of Salvation”, which is a series of 173 lessons, which covers the Doctrine of Salvation from a practical perspective, and also refutes Calvinism, and Arminianism. I am available to teach anything from the basic Gospel message, to detailed messages presented at a revival, or such type meetings. Please explore the menu on this sight to see how Barb and I can be a service to you. Because the Lord is still on the Throne, Jack Koons"
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