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I’ve been trying to understand frequency all day, and now my head hertz
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I was watching the news the other day on my computer and the they were explaining that we need to keep a safe distance, six feet, from other people ?♂️ (... six feet ...) ?♀️. So, I moved my computer screen ?️ six feet away from me. ? ?
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I may have posted this in the past - but due to the number of people willing to consider socialism: How taxes work - 10 Men Go To Dinner. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner and the bill for all comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: 10 MEN GO TO DINNER. The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing like they do now with the present income tax structure. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59 of the bill. So that i…
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Got into a discussion with my friend about sports. Somehow it became a discussion/argument over what sport God likes. I settled it when I said "you can't get past the very first verse in the bible without that being revealed". It says, "In the Big Inning God created...
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Hope all of you like my two cents worth of thoughts on this forum ... I want to thank Wretched for the photo.
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....but I didn't realise all I needed was a bathroom spray! (Sorry it is sideways)
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https://www.facebook.com/sothatsbuzzy/videos/1865929853627535/
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Taiwan is being invaded by Giant Rabbits! Or The Rabbits Grow big in Taiwan!
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Everybody is in Payne on Payne Avenue in Saint Paul, Minnesota. And there is a Payne of glass on Payne Avenue in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
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1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. I'm afraid of heights! 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love. But the Lord is with me!
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...and for any of our Arminian friends...
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A pastor, a priest and a rabbi were in the habit of meeting weekly for some religious banter with one another. On a given day the three friends met and discussed what the week had brought their way. The pastor stated he had finished an interesting book suggesting that animals had the capacity to be turned to God. After a lengthy discussion the three decided that the following week each would do their best to convert an animal to God and agreed to meet the following week to discuss their conclusions. Soon the next week was upon them and found them meeting at their normal place. The pastor and the priest sat waiting patiently for the rabbi to join them and after wa…
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Does a turtle ever itch? If so, how does it alleviate the itch? Hmmm...
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because the Lord healed his Mother in Law
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One sunny day in 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walke…
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The following is a true story about my long gone but beloved cat named "Fuzzface". It was Christmas time and as usual I had received a steady stream of boxes from family with gifts. One box was large with several individually wrapped gifts inside all packed in white styrofoam peanuts. I was sitting on the living room floor pulling out the individual boxes and of course styrofoam peanuts were getting all over the floor. My cat was in the other room laying down in a laundry basket full of nice warm, fresh from the dryer, clothes (bad kitty). When shooed from the laundry basket he came running into the living room and then...CATastrophe! There was so much static …
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Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, and I don't know if others will appreciate this or even participate. Still...here we go... First, let me say...I hope that those who know me will realize that I mean no disrespect whatsoever towards God's word. Next, let me say...I realize that there are times; in which, proof from God's word is needed. Therefore, I realize that "show me that in the Bible" is (and can be) a needed and valid argument. Finally, let me say...While I realize that it is a valid argument, I also know and realize that it is often...indeed...VERY often over-used...to justify ridiculous things. So...with that said...let's see just how ri…
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When I was a little boy, I had a cat which I loved very much. I named her "Karma Bonsai Detroit." "Karma," so that when I pet her, I could say, "Good Karma" or yell at her and say, "Bad Karma!" "Bonsai", because she would pounce on me from above, and "Detroit" because when she purred, she was the "Motor Kitty." One day, after coming home from school, Karma was nowhere to be found. I looked absolutely everywhere for her, but she appeared to be gone. I was very upset and my mother said that my father would help me look for her when he got home and that she would help me look, but she had to finish making dinner. My father came home and we looked and looked, …
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A short story to entertain you! Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every mom...ent of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers …
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Tires on you cars would have been white with black walls. The piano keys black and the notes white... The paper black and the ink white, Hmm, black toilet paper. Vanilla black ice cream.
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Chuck Norris got thrown in jail for preaching the gospel. Because they knew Chuck could be dangerous, they put him in with long-term prisoners. After things got quiet, somebody down the cellblock shouted "twenty six!!!!!" All the prisoners laughed. Then when things quieted down, another prisoner shouted "thirty-five", and they all laughed again. Chuck asked his long-term cell mate "what's going on?" The old jailbird explained..."we have been here so long, we know all the jokes and have them numbered". Chuck said, "cool!!!" and shouted out "twenty three!!!!". Nobody laughed. Chuck tried again, a little louder...."TWENTY THREE!!!!", and again nobody laughed. "W…
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The Bible teaches by man came death. At the end of creation week, there was no evil in the universe. God declared all He had made very good. All the angels rejoiced on day three - when the foundations of the earth were laid - Job 38:7 - which meant none had fallen yet. You can also see the same order of events of creation week (as shown in Job 38) presented the same way in Psalm 104. Satan walked in Eden before he fell - Ezekiel 28:13 - and Eden was not created until day 6. Nowhere does the Bible state Adam and Eve fully understood how death would affect things, only that it was promised as a judgement if they sinned. Satan fell sometime after creation week, then he later tempted Eve and Adam; and their sin resulted in death, the curse, etc. being brought on creation, including all biological life. Romans 5 is very clear on that. -
What did the grape do when someone sat on it? It gave out a little whine. What do you call people who really like tractors? Protractors. A rancher had 97 cows in his field. When he rounded them up, he had a hundred! Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? They were watch dogs. -
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replenish (v.) mid-14c., replenishen, "provide" with food or drink, also riches, beauty, etc., from Old French repleniss-, extended present-participle stem of replenir "to fill up," from re-, here perhaps an intensive prefix based on the notion of "fill repeatedly," thus "fill completely" (see re-), + -plenir, from Latin plenus "full" (from PIE root *pele- (1) "to fill"). Specifically as "to fill up again, restore to a former amount or condition" by 1610s. Related: Replenished; replenishing; replenishment. And here's the link to the prefix "re" https://www.etymonline.com/word/re- I'm not convinced either way. Evil did exist before man sinned, otherwise God would not have "known good and evil" and the serpent would not have been an evil entity to have tempted Eve. And "death" was a known concept, otherwise the serpent and Eve would not have discussed it. The Bible says that death passed upon Adam and Eve.. I don't recall reading where it says that animals had not yet died. I'm just curious as to what happened to all them "dinosaurs". Except for crocodilians, they were completely annihilated long ago and I don't believe any of them were on the ark. -
This man started his own cult. Unless you love being deceived, I recommend staying a million miles away from this dangerous heretic.
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Yes, I love listening to Bruce. He brought real truth to what it means to be an actual Christian. I really appreciated how he pointed out Platonic and Socrates world views in Christian religion. He's a real life-giver.
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