Humor

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   Strange Wants of People

   April 9, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.

   

   Last reply by BrotherTony, April 21, 2021

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   English Accent

   April 20, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   Last reply by Bouncing Bill, April 20, 2021
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   A Little Too Comfortable

   March 21, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   Last reply by Bouncing Bill, March 24, 2021
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   What is an egotist?

   March 22, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   What’s an egotist? -- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

   

   Last reply by Martyr_4_FutureJoy, March 22, 2021
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   Have You Heard

   March 6, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   A newspaper headline in 2002. "Panda Lectures at National Zoo This Week."

   

   Last reply by SureWord, March 6, 2021

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   Covers most of your possible bases

   February 12, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   Last reply by Salyan, February 12, 2021

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   Oops!

   January 26, 2021 by Alan

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   For those who are prone to make mistakes; here is a 'sign' for you. Photo by Alan

   

   Last reply by Alan, January 26, 2021

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   How Politics Works

   January 16, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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   MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." …

   

   Last reply by Bouncing Bill, January 16, 2021

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    Daily Call

    January 13, 2021 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, January 13, 2021

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    Dot Com

    December 30, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    This is a dated joke. I'm not sure if young people would get it. Joke: Who is this gal Dot Com I keep hearing about?

    

    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 30, 2020
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    School budget

    December 28, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 28, 2020
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    2021

    December 28, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 28, 2020
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    COVID vaccine

    December 27, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 27, 2020

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    The first tablet download from the cloud.

    December 19, 2020 by 2bLikeJesus

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    Last reply by 2bLikeJesus, December 19, 2020

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    I have these many parts, Lord

    December 16, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    By a friend, written in 1997:

    

    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 16, 2020
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    We did a biopsy

    December 16, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 16, 2020

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    Shooting pain

    December 14, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 14, 2020

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    A termite walks in ...

    December 10, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    A termite walks into a bar and sits, looks around and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

    

    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 10, 2020
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    Turn This Team Around

    December 7, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    New football coach to sports director, "We're going to turn this football team around 360 degrees!

    

    Last reply by SureWord, December 8, 2020
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    Why Was My Department Not Consulted?

    December 4, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 4, 2020
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    Old People and Hereafter

    December 3, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Now, I can make fun here. I'm one of the 'old people'. Old people talk a lot about the here after. Then enter a room, look around and say, "I don't know what I'm here after."

    

    Last reply by SureWord, December 3, 2020

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    Aircraft mechanics

    December 3, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Never let it be said that aircraft mechanics do not have a sense of humor. Read on ... Qantas Airlines: Repair Division In case you need a laugh: Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked wi…

    

    Last reply by SureWord, December 3, 2020

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    Aging Operatic Soprano

    December 1, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    An aging operatic soprano was heard to say, "Long time no 'C'."

    

    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, December 1, 2020

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    Thanksgiving Leftovers

    November 28, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, November 28, 2020

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    What is the worst thing that can happen?

    November 25, 2020 by Bouncing Bill

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    Last reply by Bouncing Bill, November 25, 2020

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