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Good morning, I would like to welcome you all to this week's meeting of plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I must say that I am a bit disappointed to see all the new faces here this morning........
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A black guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? You Paddies can never beat that!" Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis, any Paddy is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya." He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is …
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I don't know if this is the right thread for this but here it is. A weasel riding the back of a woodpecker. While you look at the picture listen to the music in the video below.
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On Frozen Pond A story of deceived liberals and a nation freezing to death because power plants were shut down and alternative energy is too expensive. Starring a cast of well-known actors… Al Gore as Norman Thayer Jr. Hillary Clinton as Ethel Thayer Barbara Boxer as Chelsea Thayer Wayne Barrack Obama as Billy Ray Harry Reid as Bill Ray Norman: I don’t want crowds of people watching my secret global warming meetings, I don’t want crowds of people watching me develop this hoax. Ethel: Your fascination with secrecy around this hoax is beginning to frazzle my good humor. Chelsea: It just seems like we’ve been mad at oil companies and done nothing to limit them. Billy: Tho…
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A large group of Islamic State terrorists in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Marine is better than 10 ISIS fighters.” The terrorist commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a brief gun battle breaks out. Then … silence. The same voice once again calls out: “One U.S. Marine is better than 100 ISIS losers!” Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and into battle. After a few minutes of intense gunfire … more silence. The voice calls out again: “One U.S. Marine is better than 1,000 ISIS cowards!” The now-enraged commander orders 1,000 of his best warriors over the du…
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and NOBody. There is an important jOB to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but NOBody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's jOB. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but NOBody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when NOBody did what Anybody could have done. Enjoy G'day y'all
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Graveyard Humour 1 2
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