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Short Ones
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Short Ones 1. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. 2. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 3. I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. 4. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? She took a day off. 5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 6. What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian. 7. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I am OK. 8. I went to the docto…
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An old Texas cowhand was giving his granddaughter some advice. "Sweetheart, do you want to live a long, productive life?" "Yes, Grandpa!" "Well, yuh take ye a pinch of gun powder, and put it in your oatmeal every mornin'." "OK, Grandpa!" So, every morning, that little girl put a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal and stirred it all up. Ladies and Gentlemen, that little girl just passed away at age 103. She left nine children. She left twenty-one grandchildren. She left thirty-four great grandchildren. And she left a forty foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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George, Ted, and Harry grew up in the same block and were about the same age. They played together and became friends. The went to the same grade school, were in the same classes all the way though, and became closer friends. In high school they played on the school's sports teams and there became best friends. In their junior and senior years they started dating. They would go on triple dates and the girls they were dating also became very good friends. After high school George, Ted, and Harry married and were best men at each other's weddings. With the pressure of developing careers and starting families they did not see as much of eac…
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Yes to fruit cakes….
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Son it’s time to get up, do I have to get up, yes you have to get up, why ? because we’re going to church and you’re the pastor.
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Join me…. ?
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Because my pastor got a beard...
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Some here might say, by not posting. Here he goes again… ?
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I'm constantly browsing church websites for inspiration and to observe current website trends. (It's part of my job). Today, I came across a website with the caption, "We Grow People." My brain must have been in its comedic mode because I took it to heart, picturing a garden of human heads sprouting like enthusiastic sunflowers. ?
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Advil: Is door to door soul winning still working today? Metformin: It boils down to obedience more than results. Rinvoq: Jesus said He is the door. Paxlovid: I listened to the Doors before I was saved. Advil: Confused emoji Nyquil: You are confused because you are stupid. Advil: Is the bible stupid too? Paxlovid: You guys be trippin’. Moderator: Go read the rules again. Rinvoq: He who opens the door… Need I say more? Generic: He who closes the door… Yes, say more. Rinvoq: Hey newbie, get off the thread. Generic: No! You get off the thread. Rinvoq: Anybody who believes the bible wants you off the thread. …
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I thought this city was liberal, you are preaching at the borderline and it is for your safety. ?
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I hope they are not turning gay on me… ? ?️??
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Somebody stole the offering plates, but this will not keep us from taking the offering…?
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What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share?
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Let's find out a little about each other here. What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share? I once stopped an escalator in the mall because the button said "press to stop" and an older gentleman then fell down the escalator. My brother then put the fear of escalators in me because me told me that once I got to the top my pants would get stuck in the gears and pull my pants down. I never pushed the red button again and then always jumped when I to the last step because I was afraid my pants would get stuck.
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Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Little Johnny Now Little Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was, so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it a…
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“If God wants to convert the heathen, He will do it without your help.” That was said to the great missionary William Carey. And if He wants to damn us, your words are useless AND contrary to God’s will, so you are actually opposing (Calvin’s) God’s will, if that be the case. -
Besides, if we are all saved by God’s sovereign with no personal choice, desire or will in the matter, why are you even trying to convince us one way or the other? We’re either destined to be saved and it will happen despite your words or we are damned anyway - and your words are useless because God sovereignly chose us to be damned and we cannot choose otherwise. 🤪
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Are you going to quote random verses now? This is not about salvation - but about God working in snd through believers. Fits in with John 15:1-5.
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Men should lead but God can make notable exceptions: the judge Deborah. And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time. Judges 4:4 And Barak said unto her, If thou wilt go with me, then I will go: but if thou wilt not go with me, then I will not go. Judges 4:8
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