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George, Ted, and Harry grew up in the same block and were about the same age. They played together and became friends. The went to the same grade school, were in the same classes all the way though, and became closer friends. In high school they played on the school's sports teams and there became best friends. In their junior and senior years they started dating. They would go on triple dates and the girls they were dating also became very good friends. After high school George, Ted, and Harry married and were best men at each other's weddings. With the pressure of developing careers and starting families they did not see as much of eac…
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Yes to fruit cakesā¦.
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Son itās time to get up, do I have to get up, yes you have to get up, why ? because weāre going to church and youāre the pastor.
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Join meā¦. ?
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Because my pastor got a beard...
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Some here might say, by not posting. Here he goes againā¦ ?
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I'm constantly browsing church websites for inspiration and to observe current website trends. (It's part of my job). Today, I came across a website with the caption, "We Grow People." My brain must have been in its comedic mode because I took it to heart, picturing a garden of human heads sprouting like enthusiastic sunflowers. ?
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Advil: Is door to door soul winning still working today? Metformin: It boils down to obedience more than results. Rinvoq: Jesus said He is the door. Paxlovid: I listened to the Doors before I was saved. Advil: Confused emoji Nyquil: You are confused because you are stupid. Advil: Is the bible stupid too? Paxlovid: You guys be trippinā. Moderator: Go read the rules again. Rinvoq: He who opens the doorā¦ Need I say more? Generic: He who closes the doorā¦ Yes, say more. Rinvoq: Hey newbie, get off the thread. Generic: No! You get off the thread. Rinvoq: Anybody who believes the bible wants you off the thread. …
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I thought this city was liberal, you are preaching at the borderline and it is for your safety. ?
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I hope they are not turning gay on meā¦ ? ?ļøā??
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Somebody stole the offering plates, but this will not keep us from taking the offeringā¦?
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What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share?
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Let's find out a little about each other here. What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share? I once stopped an escalator in the mall because the button said "press to stop" and an older gentleman then fell down the escalator. My brother then put the fear of escalators in me because me told me that once I got to the top my pants would get stuck in the gears and pull my pants down. I never pushed the red button again and then always jumped when I to the last step because I was afraid my pants would get stuck.
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Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Little Johnny Now Little Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was, so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it a…
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