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The Funniest Church Bulletin Bloopers


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Maybe you have the daunting task of putting together your church bulletin, or just maybe you have read the church bulletin on a Sunday Morning and got a little chuckle on how a sentence was worded or the wrong placement of a comma. Here is a list of some of my favorite things that have somehow made its way into our church bulletin. Reminds us that we all need proofreaders at times. Enjoy.

  1. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
  2. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend the tragedy.
  3. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  4. Thursday night: Potluck Supper - Prayer and medication will follow.
  5. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  6. Weight Watchers meeting has been moved to 6pm. Please use the double doors when entering.
  7. Evening massage - 7 p.m.
  8. Next Sunday we have a soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then preach on "It's a Terrible Experience."
  9. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  10. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
  11. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  12. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  13. The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

You have a funny blooper from your church bulletin? Please comment it below.

Edited by Matt Souza



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